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Welcome back to the links page for our podcast that gives you the news you didn’t know you needed to hear! This week we come to you half from the Good Idea Studio, and I, Sanchez Eldorado, come to you from Shit Show Central due to yet another blizzard blessing from the North Dakota Department of You Ain’t Going Anywhere Asshole!

So grab a warm beverage, and join the meltdown! (The echo quits after a while)

Story the first, I guess if this guy was smart, he wouldn’t have to make his own gun!

 

Ohmagod!! Big fat naked guys on the Florida Beach!! The Horror!!!!

I don’t know about you, but don’t crawl naked into bed with my kid!

So, what do you suppose this kid thought was going to be the product of just walking up to a cop, and sucker-punching him in the head? What a dipshit!

I don’t know what this guy said to piss the cop off, but the cop wasn’t having it.

If you weren’t aware, we live in a pretty sparsely populated part of the country. Probably less than 40,000 people in a 75 mile circle with our nearest big (Big–Ish)  town. Here is a sample of the local police blotter in our local fish wrapper.

Hey, if you want to use public money for your kids education, send them to public schools.!

So you won a gajillion bucks, what now?

This next one sounds like it happened just where it happened.

There truly is nothing new under the sun. Long Live Vinyl!

This was actually one my retirement plans. Still an option, but for more money. If I’m going,I’m going for more than $1!

Now, I don’t know about you, but it seems to me that a guy can’t go into a hidden closet, kill himself, and stack a bunch of clothes against the door FROM THE OUTSIDE!

I think we sussed this one out pretty good.

That’s it for this week, check back next week, or stay and take a look at some of our older stuff. It doesn’t cost any more, and your not done with your drink yet!

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