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Another week, another batch of fucked up stories for us to scratch our collective heads over!
Lets just do it.
This kid is going to the wrong stealing school.
Parents, TALK TO YOUR CHILDREN!!! This kind of thing has to stop!
He found it very “Electrifying”!
These two were going to stay together till the end!
They say only the smartest people live in Florida. “They” are stupid!
What a combination, crazy and stupid!
It’s a baby in a box. And it’s a business!
Truly a stupid game deserving a very stupid prize!!!
That’s it for this week, and remember—DON”T TRY ANYTHING YOU SEE, OR HEAR FROM US, EVER!!!!!! Life is hard enough without thinking that you can get good advise from the likes of us!
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Good News Everybody! It seems we have made it through another winter relatively unscathed.
It’s been a tough one here in the frozen shit-hole of Hoth. We are looking at steady above freezing temps for at least the next week or so.
Here is some news you didn’t know you needed to here:
Well la-ti-fucking-da! It turns out some peoples wittle feewings are getting hurt over a business move to include the “Alphabet” community in their marketing strategy. Hey, trans people should have the right to all of the ill health effects of beer drinking that everybody else suffers from! Are they afraid they are going to “Catch the Gay”? Well this reaction has put Bud Light right up front in the national spotlight, and a ton of people who would NEVER have bought the swill, will be standing in line to snatch up them rainbow cans like they were Beanie Babies, or Cabbage Patch dolls. So go ahead and throw your fits, and insulate yourself from the reality of life in the 21st century, because those people you are disgusted by, are not going away!
The links:
This guy was trying to Floridize Pennsylvanian!
This guy has some pretty messed up logic. I wanted to prove she could be raped, so I did?
Sometimes, nature will straiten things out without any help from us.
What a perfect use of taxpayer money! Use the police to enforce a civil matter.
They just didn’t come. WTF!? Somebody’s got some splainen to do!
How in the hell does someone get only 15 years in prison for killing a two month old baby!?!? I hope he gets his due in the pen!
I wonder if she thought that sewing him up would maybe reverse the hole in his heart!
These cops thought that torturing inmates was funny. Who’s laughing now bitch?
Gut beer. Good or bad? Bad.
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This week with the help of our good friend Fargo Flips,(Chief Whiskey Importer) Thanks Blake! We continue to scan the wacky world of the world wide web to bring you the news you didn’t know you needed to hear!
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We kick off in Florida with a Poor Guy-Florida Man story wherein the dog did it.
This is the reason I won’t go to bible class.
So snake sex is a thing now.
The stupid runs deep!
The next prezzident contest will have at least 1 guy running from lockup. Elect A Felon!!!
Evidently, Americans will believe anything.
Well, at least there is at least 1 cop in Minnesota with a sense oh humor.
The future of meat in America. Pretty soon there will be “Home Meat Culture” kits!
Having been around for a good number of years, I can tell you that if Wendys food put someone in the ICU for a month, the store would be closed in a second. The whole country would know about it!
That’s it for this week, Like, Subscribe, and Yada Yada Yada.
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