Month: July 2022

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We hope your Summer is going well, as we bring you another hour of wonder and amazement! This time won’t waste itself, so lets get going!

Our good friend Latoya sent us our first story about a guy who just wanted his money dammit!

We used to do a “Poor Guy” segment about some poor sap who suffered some kind of misfortune. I think this applies.

Here is a guy who tried a “Whiskey Enema” and wrote about it in his blog!

OK, this next story is full of holes. The evidence is shaky at best. I don’t believe any of it.

Next we hit the “Dark Side” for a super sad story about a tragic and senseless death and one pissed off mother!

I guess the good news is that weeds can’t grow inside your body. The bad news is, well, you know.

Peer pressure is incredibly hard to resist. For the security guard that was helping a man find his car started beating said man because his friends were doing it, that’ some kind of pressure!

Japan, the home of Sushi, Vending Machines for EVERYTHING, and now television that you can taste! The possibilities are mind boggling!

Walking trees. Damn!

Don’t forget to check out the Podcasts We Listen To  page. Tons of great content!

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After 2 weeks, we return to bring you an hour of what can only be described as “Something”

We needed to prepare for the annual summer BBQ Blow-out, and then Shanty got sick with the Rona virus. It’s good to be back!

Story the first. It turns out that not sending an ambulance when requested, is probably not the best thing to do.

I’m always amazed that people who do things like this, really thought that A-there was something in the business that was worth going to jail for, and B-they thought that crawling down a small, vertical vent, longer than their body was going to work. Thinning the herd I guess.

Their other mobility scooter was in the shop.

This next guy had a plan. A dumb plan, but a plan none the less. Get a huge insurance payout, and “Own the libs” in the process. Hmmm.

Some heroes rush into burning buildings, some save children from abuse. These heroes serve their community by “Just getting the fucking hole filled!”

The guy in this story was prepared, weapon-check, handcuff key-check, meth pipe-check, getaway vehicle-check!

The woman in our next story does not deserve to have a decent looking nose. For her punishment, she should have a second, larger, more bulbous nose attached to her forehead!

I wonder how often this kind of thing really happens? I mean the drinking, not the arresting.

Not Florida! Imagine this conversation—Hey Joe-Bob, lets go noodle some catfish, and after I’ll conjure up Bigfoot to help us skin em! No Jimmy-Jon, I think I’ma gonna have to strangle you a bit.

There is kinky, and then there is fucking scary!

Things to do in Florida: Go to beach, go to Epcot, masturbate in public.

Taking the “Ice” out of “Ice Cream”

It’s good to be back after 2 weeks off. We are always on the lookout for new and exiting ways to waste an hour, and are glad to have along for the ride!

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