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This week was epic! The previous night we were a part of an event that will forever go down in the annals of HHNT experiences as a thing!
We were the recipients of the “Hooter Jones Lifetime Achievement Award” during the First Annual Quibbly Awards, presented by the Law Offices Of Quibble, Squabble, And Bicker. You can find out more than you ever wanted to know about them by CLICKING ON THIS LINK
We did no video this week, and that may happen more than not in the summer months because there is a lot of shit goin on. So lets get going!
We start off with the Malawian phenomenon of Hyena Men.
This, of course, has nothing to do with THESE Hyena Men
Florida man—Wow—I mean—Wow
Our next story takes us to Arkansas, where it has become normal for police to use extreme tools on simple problems.
Here at Happy Hour News Team, we try not to offer political content, because, you know, Happy Hour. But this next story is not political, but does involve a politician. Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you the human shit stain that is Louie Gohmert.
Now we all know that health care in America can be the best in the world, and many other countries also have great health care. I guess I’m just say’in, Don’t go to Pakistan for surgery!
This next one comes out of Tennessee, must be hot down there.
Rat Eating Monkeys!!!
This next bit was kinda like, wait, you could buy WHAT? It used to be that you could buy just about anything you wanted through the mail. Before LSD was made illegal, you could simply send off for it. For a while, it was perfectly legal to send children through the mail.And yes, you could buy live monkeys, along with other exotic animals via mail order. All you had to do was send a Self Addressed Stamped Envelope for more info. SASE was in just about every one of these ads.
So, Shanty tried really hard to bring you this story, but I just couldn’t leave the monkey thing alone
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