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Brand new year, brand new guests. This week we welcomed my nephew Chad from Colorado, to shed some shit on old Sanchez Eldorado. But first lets get to some stories.

First we check out a Florida Man!! This guy should have listened closer in law school when they covered the part about smuggling dope into a jail!

Florida attorney accused of soaking papers with cocaine to bring to inmates

I think that the headline should say “Threw Jars”

Florida women charged with felony after glitter thrown at man during argument

Ah Florida, you are so forgiving. So tolerant. If this guy acted this way in ND, he would have to register as a sex offender, and go to some kind of snowman sensitivity training!

Probation For Man Who Violated Stuffed Unicorn, “Frozen” Doll Inside Target Store

In another update, we revisit the story of a Vegas man caught with a dismembered body in a pickup. Well, he’s got to have some kind of excuse!

Man caught driving with severed head could just be a ‘hapless car thief,’ his lawyer said

OK, the next time somebody tells you that the cops are here to help, remember this story. Can you say “Sadism”?

A cop slapped a suicidal hospital patient. Then the video emerged.

This next one is truly bizarre! I don’t know who trained these police officers, but there should be a line of people getting the shit slapped out of them after this. This is an example of cowardice, and ignorance, not to mention sheer stupidity that led to the death of this man. Watch both videos.

Investigation into the Death of Jason Jones

That covers the regular stuff we do, and for the second half of the show we talk to the nephew of yours truly, Sanchez Eldorado, where he gives a little history of the old one. We discussed some philosiphy, some science, and even looked at a couple of news stories like  this one.

Florida man stops to charge ankle monitor while committing a crime, faces grand theft auto

And this one (More dumbass cop stuff)

Report alleges Florida deputy filmed naked man at gunpoint for hours

And here’s one just because

We did it on the phone, so it’s a little rough on the audio side of things, but we got through it just the same. He is a wonderful guy, and his uncle is very proud of him, as he, like all of us had plenty of opportunity to take darker paths, but chose a bright one.

That’s it for this week. Check back for updates, as things are always fluid in this world in which we live.

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As we were recording this episode it was STOOOOOPID COLD!!!, and shit tends not to work normally when it gets below -20 degrees. That’s my excuse.

We kick off with a story from sub-let hell. Sure I’ll rent you my apartment until I get back from where ever.

 

‘Squatter’ turns $7M NYC townhouse into brothel
Squatter’s Rights: Laws and Tips for all 50 States

Here at Happy Hour News Team, we support the rights of individuals to express themselves, and we will stand behind decisions our listeners make. Unless you are a PUPPY KICKER!!! Fuck you puppy kicker!!!

X-Ray of a Pugs face

A lawyer with a conscience, who would have guessed there was such a thing.

Attorney withdraws in Williams County child pornography case

There are only so many generic “Suspect Descriptions” available. Tall, short, black, white, male, female, and weight. It’s my theory that if the cops want to, they can say you fit one of these. This guy was profiled.

Florida Cops Arrest Black Man For Stealing His Own Vehicle

I suppose if you’re going to vote more than once, use dementia as an excuse.

4th resident of Florida retirement haven The Villages arrested for voter fraud
Ex-judge who used penis pump during trials is arrested again
8 Things You Didn’t Know About Your Penis

The idea that someone would get robbed in Oakland is appalling!

Reigning ‘Jeopardy’ champion robbed at gunpoint over the weekend
‘Jeopardy!’: A Brief History
The Hosts of ‘Family Feud’

As far as “Basic rules of thumbs” go, not shitting in your own pool is very close to the top, meaning if you steal something, don’t take it to a pawn shop in the area it was stolen!

Employee arrested after over $100,000 in jewelry missing from St. Pete shopping network
Guess the meaning? In your wildest dreams you wouldn’t even think of: terrible diarrhea. Yes unfortunately that’s what the two characters means: insane diarrhea. I guess if you really hate someone this is a great way to play fool on the person. Tell him to get a tattoo of this two symbols, but never reveal the true meaning, and prepare to get smacked when the person finds out.

This is the new home income opportunity we have been waiting for!

Woman Who Earned $200,000 Selling Fart Jars Hospitalized By Her Work

This next story has me full of questions. Should he have let his wife drive, and be responsible if she killed someone? Doesn’t she have a personable responsibility for her decisions, drunk or sober? Are the police in Alabama retarded?

Man stopped wife from driving drunk. Police charged him when she died walking home

So, there you go. Another one in the books. Don’t forget to check back next week for more news you didn’t know you needed.

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