We are back after a week off, with working AC, and a whole new outlook on life! Now Pitter Patter, Lets Get Atter.

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We start out in Florida with a guy who just wanted to play “Catch”

 

The New York Knuckle-Head

 

Unlike South Dakota, it’s actually against the law to kill somebody with your car in Florida! It’s also against the law to hide the body behind a bait shop. And to cut the head off of your girlfriends cat in Minnesota.

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You want to talk about a Poor Gal. This is that!

I have always wondered about the idea of a “Youth Pastor” in churches. What exactly is their function? Is it this?

So, our next story has a headline that reads “SF police seize 16 pounds of fentanyl that could ‘wipe out’ city population 4 times over.” Which means it could wipe out COMPLETELY the states of Alaska, North Dakota, and Wyoming combined. Fuck me!

I guess he thought everybody was over reacting or something

 

 

How lucky is this guy? Pretty fucking lucky.

This kind of thing is kinda rare around these parts.

So that’s another one in the bag for this week.Don’t forget to smile every now and then, and remember to BREATH!!!——————–PEACE————–S.E.