Month: January 2023

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Welcome back to our ongoing Fun-O-Rama! Grab a nice beverage and follow along as we look at the “News You Didn’t Know You Needed”!

This weeks podcast was a bit abbreviated, as Shanty Pants was having “Battery Problems” It happens to all men at some point.

We started out with an addendum to last weeks story about children getting their throats cut at a kite flying festival in India. Well it turns out that they don’t fly kites for fun!

As long as we’re in India, we look at the dichotomy of societal standards. Apparently you can engage in an activity that can slit a childs throat,  but you can’t haul a cow the wrong way! Dumb motherfuckers!

Our next story is about promises made, and promises broken. Ahh, true love.

 

 

We joke about Florida a lot, but their are Nut-Bags where ever you go, even in North Dakota. Just a note on this story, at the time this took place it was about 25 degrees American.

Now we go to a story that has more questions than answers. Like, WHY?

In our fair state, North Dakota, we have a government that is VERY conservative! If you don’t fit into their idea of what “Normal” is, you are discounted. If they don’t like something, they will pass a law against it. At some point, they heard a story about a school that put litter boxes in the rest-rooms for the students who identified as cats. While this was totally debunked as NOT TRUE, our fearless leaders decided to not take chances. I guess there are no more important things to do.

If the label doesn’t say it has alcohol, it doesn’t have alcohol.

Please remember to make sure your rifle is safe when you have it in your vehicle.

Some people are just too stupid to live, I guess.

I hope this survey wasn’t taken in a hospital! If you don’t know where your rectum is, FIND OUT!!!

The idea that this school can’t figure out how to turn off the lights is mind boggling!

That’s it for this week. We will Cee You Next Thursday!

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Welcome back to HHNT central where we recap the news you didn’t know you needed

This week we do a rare Friday show from the Good Idea Studio. Lets do this thing:

Last week we did a story about a fellow who was in a hospital with TERMINAL CANCER, when he got raided for using cannabis as a pain reliever. At least 1 person in Kansas has a functioning brain cell.

This lady has a plan. She knows how to “Get Away”. She digs tight enclosed spaces. She is weird.

This kid caught a fish bigger than him! Way to go Cambell!

City Coyotes, its’s a thing.

Were number one! In shark attacks!

This next story is even more sinister than we first reported. It turns out that there a such things as “Kite Wars” where the object is to induce harm on your opponent, and can include DECAPITATION!

Yea, fish live in the Ganges

I guess the moral of this story is, “Don’t think you’re smarter than the pro’s”.

This story involves a “Dirty” cop with a “Shit Eating Grin”

We give Florida a hard time, because you should not have to worry about giant lizards falling out of the trees!

I think that any time you can combine drinking and having fun with your dog, you’ve got a winning combo.

You know what they say, a bird in the rec. yard is worth two in ad-seg!

In Florida there are invasive species such as pythons, monkeys, and giant lizards that fall out of trees on yoga practioners. Just imagine a few of these little darlings getting out in the wild!

Gratuitous Rocket 38’s

That’s it for another round of silliness! We normally do our live stream on Thurs. evening at 7:30 mountain time. You can tune in on YouTube… 

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We’re back in the Good Idea Studio this week for another hour of “News You Didn’t Know You Needed”

We were graced with a visit from our C.E.O. wit the announcement of her new YouTube project with Shanty doing “Science Stuff”.

Lets get this ship sinkin!

We kick off with one that gives a whole new meaning to the term “Junk Food!”

Isn’t it wonderful to know that we are protected from the evil dangers of terminally ill cancer patients!

Imagine living in rural South Carolina, and driving past a donation bin that obviously hasn’t been checked in a loooong time, when you find yourself in possession of something you needed to dispose of, and not be found for a loooong time. Well there ya go.

If you are trained to never do something because it is life-threatening, and you do it, and he dies, does that make you a bad person? Well, yes, yes it does.

I think that this lady could at least have shaved a little off of the funeral cost! A little parts credit?

We covered this story a long time ago when we first started doing this stuff, and now it has come full circle. It seems that if you get an STD in the back seat of a persons car, Geico isn’t responsible! Who knew!

After a little research on this subject , it seems that most state laws are formed around HIV. But if someone knows that they could pass on an infection, and don’t tell you, and, you contract said infection, you probably have a civil case for a court to hear about.

This story is just fucking weird. I was unaware that “Adult Breastfeeding Relationships” were even a thing. There really is nothing new under the sun!

It amazes me that people don’t understand that they are tethered to their cell phones, and the police can use cell phone location as evidence in court if you are stupid enough to commit a crime, and NOT leave your phone at home! This lady not only brought one, she LEFT IT!!!

I remember when everyone thought that an open and honest dialogue about race was going to be  one of the ways America could get past bigotry, and racism. Now you can’t even read a fucking Dr. Seusse book in public!! What a bunch of PUSSY’S!

That’s it for this round. Huge thanks to all who choose to stick with this train wreck. We didn’t have time on the livecast for a closing tune, so I figured if you got to this point, I would link one of my fave’s.

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From all of us at Happy Hour News Team, we want to wish you the best for the coming year!

We start off with a heart warming Christmas tale of wedded bliss!

This guy just needed to relax a little after a long week of policing them snot-nosed brats.

It must be a real drag being a cop in Florida!

 

So, I don’t fully understand the whole “Non Binary” thing. I understand that it exists, but it doesn’t occupy any space in my life. Do I really need to care about it one way or another? I don’t know if they are confused, but I certainly am. And a thief is a thief, no mater what else you call your self.

It turns out that if you have a Google Voice number, you have to use it once every 60 days or they give it to someone else. So go ahead and call and say HI to a complete stranger!

Shoebee gave us a call and verified that the above item is indeed a “Meat Packer”.

Our next story involves a gentleman who just wanted to help out a friend! Evidently castrating your buddy is not as easy as it seems.

Hot Crotch Detectors!

Low self esteem doesn’t seem to be this lady’s problem!

All I can say about this one is DON’T SPIT ON PEOPLE!!!

As a “Boomer”, I really am worried about the direction our society seems to be steering. This is the second time I’ve heard this as a plan for a school. Overcoming obstacles is what provides the self worth that we need to grow. Not just eliminating it if it is difficult. If a student can’t pass a class, then they fail. Failure is necessary for growth. If people just didn’t do things because it is hard, then what?

So that’s it for this week, and for 2022! Things will be a little different next week, so be sure to tune in Thurs. evening at 7:30 mountain at https://www.facebook.com/Happyhrnews ^^^^^^^^^^^^PEACE^^^^^^^^^^^^^S.E.