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Welcome back to our ongoing Fun-O-Rama! Grab a nice beverage and follow along as we look at the “News You Didn’t Know You Needed”!

This weeks podcast was a bit abbreviated, as Shanty Pants was having “Battery Problems” It happens to all men at some point.

We started out with an addendum to last weeks story about children getting their throats cut at a kite flying festival in India. Well it turns out that they don’t fly kites for fun!

As long as we’re in India, we look at the dichotomy of societal standards. Apparently you can engage in an activity that can slit a childs throat,  but you can’t haul a cow the wrong way! Dumb motherfuckers!

Our next story is about promises made, and promises broken. Ahh, true love.

 

 

We joke about Florida a lot, but their are Nut-Bags where ever you go, even in North Dakota. Just a note on this story, at the time this took place it was about 25 degrees American.

Now we go to a story that has more questions than answers. Like, WHY?

In our fair state, North Dakota, we have a government that is VERY conservative! If you don’t fit into their idea of what “Normal” is, you are discounted. If they don’t like something, they will pass a law against it. At some point, they heard a story about a school that put litter boxes in the rest-rooms for the students who identified as cats. While this was totally debunked as NOT TRUE, our fearless leaders decided to not take chances. I guess there are no more important things to do.

If the label doesn’t say it has alcohol, it doesn’t have alcohol.

Please remember to make sure your rifle is safe when you have it in your vehicle.

Some people are just too stupid to live, I guess.

I hope this survey wasn’t taken in a hospital! If you don’t know where your rectum is, FIND OUT!!!

The idea that this school can’t figure out how to turn off the lights is mind boggling!

That’s it for this week. We will Cee You Next Thursday!

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