Month: December 2021

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We recorded this episode on the day before Christmas Eve, and we hope you all had a good holiday!

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We start out with a Florida man who must have bumped into someone who wrapped that baggie around his junk! And remember ladies, DON”T STORE OTHER PEOPLES DRUGS IN YOUR COOCH!!!

When somebody says they’re allergic, maybe they are?

Here’s a clue, if you’re going to sell drugs, don’t put a Girl Scout insignia on them. Or Buggs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse, or ANY OTHER picture that might look attractive to a child!!!

Words you will probably never hear/say “Hey, lets catch those alligators and put them in the truck”

This next story begs the question “What the actual fuck??”

We keep looking for more good cop stories, but these kind keep popping up.

Here is the link to the video

It is very revealing when your podcast co-host is disappointed when the next story is not about grave robbing.

This next story is about a very dangerous product, marketed to very dangerous people. The stupid ones.

I’m shocked! It can’t be true. Something spread on the internet turns out to be a prank? I don’t believe it. It’s the big cat food companies conspiring to discredit this poor woman! Where’s CatAnon when we need him?

I guess it’s harder than you would think to steal a big ass bridge and keep it a secret.

We all have internal dialogues. Most are like “I’m hungry”, or “I wonder if the McRib is back”. Not “I’m hungry, I’m going to eat this guys ribs out back”.

It may be cold as shit here in the frozen shithole of Hoth, at least we don’t have mean ass monkys.

That’s it for this week. Have a safe and happy new year!

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This week we come to you from the Good Idea Studios on a Sunday! Shanty Pants has been under the weather lately, and we had to push the recording session back a couple of days, but we en devour to persevere. (Keep On Truckin)

We first visit a story of love lost.

So, I was walking down the path one day, and I saw a foot bridge laying on the ground. Well I thought, somebody threw away a perfectly good bridge! I will rescue this bridge from the trash heap!!!

 

 

He was a good neighbor. Good for setting your shit on FIRE!!!

If you go into any situation knowing the rules, and you decide to change the rules for your own benefit, you are disqualified. The rule was tips are shared. She didn’t like the rule.

On the other hand, when the rules say you will get the tip you were given, the tip is yours.

It truly sucks when the heroes of your youth grow into grumpy old men.

Do you like geese? They are pretty aggressive. This home owners association wanted to “Calm them down” a bit.

 

There are idiots everywhere. C’mon people, wake up!

♬ original sound – Rachie & Megsies

So where do you go after a failed bank robbery attempt? Why, WalMart of course!

I think some people have entirely way too much time on their hands.

So, evidently there is an acceptable level of shit in the water.

How can you be a Sheriff in Idaho and not recognize a group of little Mormon girls?

This next story has too many psych. issues to mention. I’ll bet her daughter is proud.

Here are some fun animal facts

So there ya go. Another bunch of information you did not know you needed. Remember to check the sources of EVERYTHING you see, hear, or are told about on the internet. There are wayyyy too many people that get a big kick out of people who believe their stupid bullshit. From all of us here at Happy Hour News Team, have A very merry Christmas. And remember Shanty has a bonus episode dropping on Christmas day!

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Congratulations  to the Pants Family on the birth of our Executive Producer!

We start off in Florida with some “Sex In The Sink” gone wrong.

While we’re in Florida, what do you get when you combine a dead racoon, pink lip-stick, and oil? If you’re this woman, you get arrested!

Capitalism is the back bone of our way of life. One of the things that capitalism provides is the ability to innovate, invent, and maximize  the potential for a productive and profitable life.

With realization that cannabis is not the evil scourge claimed by previous generations, this group have made something truley amazing!

This guy can fucking rot!

I’ve seen some pretty weird shit, but I’ve never seen this. I’ve got questions.

This next guy might want to PUT THE PIPE DOWN!!!

(See clown at top of page)

 

Did someone commit a burglary and hide the money in the wall expecting to retrieve at a later date, or does a crooked con-man hide the money and report a burglary?

This guy is a real hero!

Maybe this next guy was trying to make weight loss waffles?

Would you want your child bullied into eating food from a garbage can?

I would like to invite this next guy down to our part of the state and try pushing me down for chucking snowballs!

I ran across this item while doing r “Research” on a new segment regarding old-timey medical cures. It was just too funny not to share, Be sure to click as many links as you can!

Thats it for this week, be sure to keep coming back as we have a record of changing shit up at any time. And once again I want to congratulate the Pants family on the arrival of their  Special Spud.

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Our first story takes us to Texas, where parking is a nightmare. Literally!

Now to Florida. This guy needs a new hobby

Shanty and I were talking about when concerts became a venue of mosh-pit style violence, and people getting hurt. Here’s a little rundown.

If you have the misfortune to be born in North Korea, well there’s not much any body can do for you.

On to Illinois. Face tattoos. I don’t get it. I mean I’ve got some tats, but to put them on your face, and a brand logo? WTF!?!?

In Portugal, when you leave work, work is over, and you are free to concentrate on your personal business.

It seems that until recently, in the UK, life sentences for killing emergency responders was not a thing.

This is definitely a Poor Guy story. The idea that in America, there is even a very small chance that at some point in time, that a stray bullet will just come flying through your head is about as sad as it comes.

I am almost speechless about this next story. Hand gun safety should be mandatory in our school systems. Maybe this young woman would still be alive.

I guess the moral of this story is if your a delivery person, beware of sketchy buildings, and if the place looks like a dump, it probably is.

This weeks weird animal fact looks at frogs, and the way they eat. Most people already know about the whole sticky tongue thing, and how they can flip that bad oscar  out twice their body length, but the weird part is how they swallow.

That’s it for this week. Be sure to keep coming back, and take a look around the site. We are open to suggestions on content, and what ever else you have to say.

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