This next story is a perfect example of what happens when one does not do any research before sharing a story link. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to 1963!
A couple of weeks ago, we shared a story about a St. Pete woman who threw her bladder juice, which she saved in a bucket, on some poor fucker! Well, this week we have ANOTHER story from Florida, involving someone who just happened to be saving his Yellow River in a BUCKET! Is this some kind of weird new Florida cult? A new health trend? Perhaps they are only lonely, and throwing piss on someone is an attempt to meet nice people. You decide.
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Once again we dive into the internet and slosh around with the crazies and nut-bags that make this world an interesting place to avoid.
First on our plate, we are looking at an “Ex-Cop” who was brought down by the feds, because, for some reason, local law enforcement agencies are incapable of doing an investigation where the suspect is on their force.
Next, we stayed on the subject of “Pervy Policemen” with a story that sounds like a Florida deal, but comes to us via California! Will wonders never cease!
It’s about time for some of these other countries quit acting like it’s up to their children to complete their lives after they are grown, and out of the house! This is India, so they might get the money!
Speaking of kids, some people should not have them! This woman needs to be X!%>* across the !^$#^%(/! If you have weapons in a house with children, keep them secure!!!
When you are trying to “Get Over” on people by trying to pretend you are the police, well don’t act surprised when your plan suddenly involves “Real Police”!
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Once again we come to you from the Good Idea Studio with bullshit and tall tales from the middle of the North American Continent. And some internet stories too.
It looks like our sound issues are getting ironed out, and every time we go live, we have fewer problems. Fewer as in “Not None”.
We start in Florida with a story about a woman who, evidently, keeps a bucket of piss in her bathroom for special occasions!
If this podcast is nothing else, it is a good place for cautionary tales meant to steer you away from weird, nasty, shit-eating cults that want to ruin Grandma!!
I often wonder how the thought enters some peoples brain, that just killing someone will make your problems go away. And, gee, nobody will figure out that I did it! But how? How about some homemade POISON!!! Yea, that will work. NOT!!!
I suppose this is also a cautionary tale of sorts. If you really do think that you can kill someone and get away with it, maybe get a physical exam first?
I don’t even know where to start with this one. Please please please, if your child is exhibiting odd behavior, or acting strange, PLEASE take them to a doctor, not a church! This story was meant to be kept quiet by the local authorities.
Mothers Day. A day to honor the sacrifices, hard work, and the unconditional love of MOM! Also an opportunity to cash in on said day! I guess that my advise for a Catholic elementary school that wants to fund raise around Mothers Day, is to check your swag out before sending it home with little Billy!
It seems that our society has come to depend on technology for so much, that the fine art of driving a car with a standard transmission (Stick Shift) is almost lost! And for this guy, so is $700,000!
It would seem that we also depend on the tech., as the audio of our closing music segment somehow disappeared! Hopefully it will be solved by next week.
As always, thanks for putting up with this stuff. Be kind to each other, and enjoy the warmer weather!
Next we head to Florida for another cautionary tale. While it may sound like fun, dosing unsuspecting bystanders with ANY mind altering substances is never a good idea!
You are in the dentists office for a simple procedure. You’re not even going to need Novocaine! You’re laying back listening to the sound of the drill vibrating your skull, when the doctor suddenly stops and gives you the kind of look that says FUCK!!!
It doesn’t matter where you live, you have the right to protect yourself, and your family against intruders. If someone breaks into your home, they are not there to help you, they are there to cause you harm.
That’s it for this week. As always, thanks for letting us waste some of your time. It means a lot to us! Be sure to check out some of the links at the top of the page for swag, and some of the podcasts that we listen to. Also it appears that I need to remind everyone that any copyrighted material you happen to see on this website, or on the Happy Hour News Team Podcast, are used under the “Fair Use Doctrine” of the DMCA!
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