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The Return Of The King

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Welcome to this weeks podcast links! This week we welcomed back an old friend from the early days of HHNT, Shoebee S. joined us with his unique take on the news you didn’t know you needed to hear! We had a great time, and welcomed a new listener from Norway! World Wide Baby!!! We started things off with a little WalMart bashing, with is just good for the soul!

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We kick off in Florida with a story that is becoming too familiar. Declaring people dead, when in fact, they are not. Yeesh, don’t fall down in Florida!

Medics pronounced a man dead. Then a deputy saw him breathing, Florida officials say

Florida has long been a favorite retirement destination for decades in our country. Warm climate, swaying palm trees, old woman eating alligators, wait, what?

Officials: 85-year-old woman killed by alligator while walking her dog

Well we had a little audio snafu coming back from break and almost missed the story about the bride who caught her fiance in the bathroom breastfeeding on his mother just before the scheduled wedding. We’re all doomed!

Bride discovers groom being breastfed by mother before wedding

I never understood the drive to live among the rich and famous no matter the cost. I mean, over 3 mil. for a trailer house?

A trailer in a Hamptons billionaires’ bunker sells for a record $3.75M

Only Friends, Only Fans, what ever. This guy is still a “Broke-Dick S.O.B.”

Adult Film Actor Fractures Penis Making Scene for OnlyFans

So, if life begins at conception, does the fetus have the same civil rights as an adult? Is it legal to sentence an unborn child to prison when there is no way it could have committed any kind of crime? This is going to get ugly folks!

Held without charge, a Miami inmate’s unborn child asks court for release in odd case

That’s another one in the rear view mirror. Thanks to all for checking us out, and a big welcome to our newest international listener from Norway. We try to go live every Thurs. at 7:30 US Mountain Time, which if my gazintas are correct, is 3:30 AM in Norway! Remember, we’re on the same side, no matter what side you’re on!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^PEACE^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^S.E.

Only Moms

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Welcome to the Shit Show! Here at Happy Hour News Team.com you can re-visit the stories that we bring up during our on line exposure to the news you didn’t know you needed! This week we did our live-cast on Friday instead of Thursday, but the audio version always drops on Tuesday! Lets get this train wreck rollin!

HHNT is proud to announce the debut of our CEO’s new YouTube channel “Tinsleys Lab” Where you can watch her and old Shanty Pants do science experiments. It’s a lot of fun, and very interesting to watch, so be sure to check it out and don’t forget to “Like and Suscribe”!

Our first story touches on first amendment freedoms, and punishing a child for the perceived wrongs of the parent. It appears that this lady is providing a high quality of life to her children, and not doing anything illegal. What did the child do?

School suspends boy after finding his mom’s OnlyFans content

Speaking of the 1st amendment, it not only protects speech, but the freedom to have your religion be seen as valid as any other one, meaning you can’t put up barriers to a program just because you don’t like it.

After School Satan Club holds first meeting at Virginia primary school

If you want to fake your own death, don’t forget that when a body is found, identifying said body is relatively easy. They’re going to know it’s not you.

Beauty blogger ‘killed lookalike she found on Instagram’ to fake her own death

This story is just creepy. You would think that the idea that the timeline of a womans menstrual cycle should be no business of law enforcement is a given. Not in Virginia! If you are a woman, and use an app on any electronic device to keep track of such things, GET RID OF IT!!! Until the crazies are weeded out, you are in danger.

Virginia governor blocks bill banning police from seeking menstrual histories

This guys dedication to science is admirable, but really? I mean, oozing scrotum? Wow.

In 1944 A Physician Began Ejaculating Thousands Of Deadly Parasite Eggs In The Name Of Science

Nicholas Senn: The Doctor Who Blew Hydrogen Gas Up His Patient’s Asses

Almost “Death By Chocolate”!

Mars Wrigley fined after workers fell in chocolate tank

We all like to complain about the government. But sometimes they actually do some real public safety work, like letting you know that there is a 15 foot wide sinkhole in the road. Oh well…

CHP Baffled As Same Sinkhole Near Tracy Claims Three Vehicles — All Because Drivers Ignore Road Closure Signs

This is crazy. I want to kill you, but I love you. That’s ok baby, no harm, no foul.

Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts

It’s great that this guy had the right to carry a gun. Obviously there is no intelligence  test to obtain that right.

Man dies after he’s shot by his own gun that was triggered by MRI machine, officials say

EEEWWW!!! Flesh eating eyeball parasites! Take them out before you sleep!

Florida Man Falls Asleep with Contact Lenses, Wakes Up with One Eye Blind Due to Eye-Eating Parasites

That’s about it for this week, We hope you drop by our next Live-Cast,which is usually on Thurs. at 7:30 PM Mountain Time. We occasionally move it to Fri. evening so keep up to date at our Facebook page

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The Dead Living

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Welcome back to this thing we call a “Pod-Cast”, Wherein we proceed to bring you the news you didn’t know you needed! So put your drinking cap on, and try to keep up. Persons or objects displayed may, or may not be associated linked articles. All items on this page are used in accordance with fair use copyright statutes.

First from Florida, where it appears that NOT seeing someone masturbating in public is a little odd, a story about someone masturbating in public!

Miami-Dade woman looks out window, sees man masturbating in backyard, police say

I’m just going to leave this one here. There’s plenty of trauma to go around on this one.

Human penis found at Alabama gas station

To quote the reporter, “No one expected this”. Just exactly how does one keep this many cats in one house.

Police: Couple found dead in home with more than 125 cats
Police: Couple found dead in home with more than 125 cats

Speaking of disembodied penises, lets all go to the beach!

Thousands Of “Penis Fish” Washed Up On A Californian Beach, And People Loved It

If your in the emergency healthcare business, or at a job where you work around a lot of very sick, or old people, please make sure they’re dead before you “Zip Them Up”!

Woman declared dead found still alive inside funeral home

Damn! I’m crushed that I can’t work at this shitty outfit!

Sheetz is reviewing its controversial ‘smile policy’ that prohibits employees from having ‘missing, broken, or badly discolored teeth’

This Russian douche bag should have honed up on his camel game before he decided to push old Joe around!

Enraged camel turns on taunting man, tramples him to death in shocking video

First of all, this woman still working at 72 is pretty impressive on its own, let alone languishing in a holding cell for 3 days! She needs one of those “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” thingies!

Janitor, 72, gets accidentally locked in holding cell for 3 nights

Some people are killed in the most random ways! Death by Rooster!

A 76-Year-Old Woman Was Pecked To Death By Her Pet Rooster

The driver in this story wanted to be sure of his work. He was not going to accept merely wounding his victim, he wanted him completely, and utterly dead!

Police: Driver intentionally hit bicyclist before stabbing him to death

That’s it for this week. We want to thank everybody who tunes into this stuff, and to the folks who listen to the audio version released early on the following Tuesday after our live-cast.

We try to do our live streaming on Thurs. evening at 7:30 mountain time via our Facebook page and the HHNT YouTube channel   Cee U Next Thursday!!

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