Month: November 2021

Just to be clear, our first story is about someone from Florida. No shit, really.

For most people, when the word Lousiana is mentioned, thoughts of warm weather, jazz.and gumbo come to mind. For us at HHNT, it’s is mostly public masturbation. In public. And don’t forget, when you try out a laptop in Walmart, don’t forget to use protection!

In the 21st century, generating an income can be accomplished in a number of new and exiting ways. Some people have online etail stores, some people do commercial Youtube videos, and some people have sex in the back of police cars and stream it to Only Fans. Now that’s progress!

W.T.F! It has become abundantly clear that we have a tiered justice system in our country. The bottom tier is mostly the poor and people of color. The next tier are the wealthy, who can afford to navigate the complex and expensive world of a court case. At the top of the heap are the politically connected who are rarely even charged with the crime they committed, or upon conviction get special treatment from sympathetic judges. And, apparently, there is nothing anybody can do about it.

Do you remember when if your pizza took more than 30 minutes you got it free? Well this guy couldn’t even wait 10!

I’m not sure if this is a “Bad Cop” or a “Good Cop” story.

This next story is a good example of how important it is to keep your conspiracy’s quiet, and make sure that everyone involved is getting paid.

I like the idea that if you want to make a lot of money, you can start a business by saying weird shit like “My husband is possessed by a Demon/Alien hybrid  that wants to have a threesome with me” so send me money. I believe her…..NOT!!! Fucking BIZARRE!!!

One step forward, Two steps back.

In North Dakota, the agricultural sector has a BUNCH of very rich farmers and ranchers who want to stay that way. Any way necessary.

That’s it for this week, Enjoy the season, and don’t hurt yourselves with too much fun.

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This week Shanty Pants goes solo with Erica from Salt of the Earth LLC, and his former co-worker John (Also Ericas sweetie). Enjoy!

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Our 1st story is from Florida. No shit. It reminds me of the joke where the guy goes into the bank and says”Every body put your robbing hands in the air, this is a fuck-up!”

Next, a nice story for a change. This guy has every reason to be smiling!

 

Back to Florida. This guy needs therapy or a flea collar or something!

It turns out that even in North Dakota there are evil, wicked, no good for anything people. This woman needs to be sterilized. No more kids for her. As of this posting, her name has not been made public. I think I know why.

This old man in Ohio must not like music much.

That last guy should be glad he isn’t married to this woman!

Would you believe this story comes out of Florida?

“High”Noon. HaHa!

 

The next story became too shitty to finish. You decide

Either this next person is a man, or the absolutely ugliest woman in the fucking WORLD!!!

Well I was drinking and got a little lost on this story, but, this sentence is why young men think they will get away with forced rape! Sadly, no picture.

For the weird animal facts portion of the show, Shanty introduced us to the “Dugong” which turns out NOT to be a Manatee. That’s why we do this shit!

Well that’s it for this week and as always###############PEACE#################S.E.

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This week we start out with a Florida man who just wanted a better “Roomie”

I’m getting a peep-hole! And, is a puck a cylinder?

If your wondering about the whole concrete cylinder thing—

This next story is a combination of Poor Guy, and Weird Animal Fact. I’ll take my bacon extra crispy please.

It’s gonna get dark in here. How can you think that nobody will notice that your baby just vanishes!!!

Who is creepier, the person who borrows a sex toy, or the one who loans it?

I didn’t know I stabbed him, but I put the knife in the trash.

Our favorite South Dakota douche bag may get impeached and fired.

 

But, is it a tail? Or is it a weird growth with a ball on the end? And what is up with the hair on this baby’s butt?

 

Weird Animal Of The Week.

That’s it for this week. Stay weird and don’t get any on ya! ++++++++++++++PEACE++++++++++++S.E.

This weeks video portion of our show.

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Our first story comes to us from Utah. Nothing hidden on this guy.

If this next item is real, the world has a serious problem. I personally think it’s a hoax.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, people like this should not be allowed to roam wild in a free society.

Not only is getting health care in America expensive, NOT getting it is also expensive!!

Lets welcome back a Florida man who just can’t seem to figure it out. You might recognize him.

This one is the stuff of nightmares!  Jeesh!!

 

Drunk much? These two are!

This next story is both heroic and sad in that a young woman was sold into the sex trade, and a young man lost his life. The hero is the guy that killed said young man. The young woman was his daughter, and the young man sold her. End of story. End of his anyway.

Sometimes things happen the way they should. His sentence is about average for a first DUI offense. Did not mention any other charges.

The Boy Scout Motto “Be Prepared”

This guy got elected from prison

Are ya hungry? Are ya broke? Do ya need a shopping scooter at the grocery store? Do ya like Lobster? This guy has all the boxes checked.

You can’t shoot someone just because they stole your property. At least not in Minnesota.

What a way to ruin your life early.

In this crazy, Topsy-turvey, high stress world we live in, and our dependence on delivery services such as Amazon, I think having a Hooker in your van is OK!!!

 

That’s it for this week. Everybody take care, and y’all come back now, ya hear? <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<PEACE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>S.E.