Month: March 2023

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This week we went live on St. Patrick’s Day. As a person of Irish descent,  I felt obligated to have a couple of wee drams of the old Black Velvet, while Shanty had to stay dry, as he was on-call for our local EMT crew. To the links!

Bad Florida Man Cop— I mean as long as you have an inside man, you should probably make use of him.

If your going to be a “Kiddie Diddler” in an area that has a moose season, don’t leave the antlers on your front porch!

Why would you want to keep a zebra? They’re not trainable, and mean! Just ask this guy.

Something to add to the reasons NOT to visit Florida!

And yet another reason NOT to visit Florida!

I guess if you like living in a swamp, you learn how to deal with the mosquitos. Fuck that.

This guy say’s he is from a “Different Earth.” Yeah, it’s called Florida!

Missippi. Is this the 21st century? are you kidding me? I can see animals getting to a decomposing body, but teeth missing on both rows? Sounds like a baseball bat or a curb stomp to me.

It seems that human progress is fraught with danger. Inventions like the car, flushing toilets, and plastics all make our life easier, but bring with them real dangers. Like when the amount of discarded plastic gets to the point that volcanos are spewing  it up!

We’re fucked!

These guys are lucky that the truck had a camera in the back!

The level of stupid that is out there never ceases to amaze me!

That’s it for this week, don’t forget to check back next week to see what kind of nonsense the world has been up to. ###############PEACE##################S.E.

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Welcome back to the links page for our podcast that gives you the news you didn’t know you needed to hear! This week we come to you half from the Good Idea Studio, and I, Sanchez Eldorado, come to you from Shit Show Central due to yet another blizzard blessing from the North Dakota Department of You Ain’t Going Anywhere Asshole!

So grab a warm beverage, and join the meltdown! (The echo quits after a while)

Story the first, I guess if this guy was smart, he wouldn’t have to make his own gun!

 

Ohmagod!! Big fat naked guys on the Florida Beach!! The Horror!!!!

I don’t know about you, but don’t crawl naked into bed with my kid!

So, what do you suppose this kid thought was going to be the product of just walking up to a cop, and sucker-punching him in the head? What a dipshit!

I don’t know what this guy said to piss the cop off, but the cop wasn’t having it.

If you weren’t aware, we live in a pretty sparsely populated part of the country. Probably less than 40,000 people in a 75 mile circle with our nearest big (Big–Ish)  town. Here is a sample of the local police blotter in our local fish wrapper.

Hey, if you want to use public money for your kids education, send them to public schools.!

So you won a gajillion bucks, what now?

This next one sounds like it happened just where it happened.

There truly is nothing new under the sun. Long Live Vinyl!

This was actually one my retirement plans. Still an option, but for more money. If I’m going,I’m going for more than $1!

Now, I don’t know about you, but it seems to me that a guy can’t go into a hidden closet, kill himself, and stack a bunch of clothes against the door FROM THE OUTSIDE!

I think we sussed this one out pretty good.

That’s it for this week, check back next week, or stay and take a look at some of our older stuff. It doesn’t cost any more, and your not done with your drink yet!

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Another week, another drug-crazed animal movie! Move over Cocaine Bear!

Lets just get started.

Story the first, Jack Daniels has a black mold problem! Yech! A fungus that lives off of alcohol fumes. If it gets into our brains, that’s the last of us!

I guess in a society that has a huge hunger for illegal drugs, it is just a matter of time until the drugs get into the EVERYTHING!! Cocaine Bear was based on a true story. But Meth Gator??

I think we have found the reason Florida is so Florida—It’s the WATER!!

This guy has been drinking the meth-brain-eating water while amassing “Tons” of kiddie porn! Sheesh!!

We want to give a big shout to our pal Chuy, from the Screaming Chuy Podcast! Look him up, it’s worth it!

I think that Heinz made a good call here. But I’m also kinda with Shanty on the fishing thing. Better put some poles on the new boat!

Tired of Fido humping your leg? Well, get him something else to hump! The latest in sex dolls for your dog!

Self driving cars are going ruin us.

This guy was in love with a mummy. Does that mean he has an Oedipus complex?

So, it appears that the bottom line is, car companies want their fucking money!

That’s it for this week. Our next cast will be Fri. the 10th at 7:30 pm Mountain Time.

Before you go, check out this new tune from our good friend Ripley Crow.

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