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This week we went live on St. Patrick’s Day. As a person of Irish descent,  I felt obligated to have a couple of wee drams of the old Black Velvet, while Shanty had to stay dry, as he was on-call for our local EMT crew. To the links!

Bad Florida Man Cop— I mean as long as you have an inside man, you should probably make use of him.

Florida DEA task force agent accused of buying illegal drugs

If your going to be a “Kiddie Diddler” in an area that has a moose season, don’t leave the antlers on your front porch!

Report: Minnesota man kills sex offender using moose antler and shovel, sheriff says

Why would you want to keep a zebra? They’re not trainable, and mean! Just ask this guy.

Zebra bites Ohio man’s arm before deputy puts animal down

Something to add to the reasons NOT to visit Florida!

Giant seaweed blob twice the width of the US takes aim at Florida

And yet another reason NOT to visit Florida!

Who is Chad Mason? Florida man arrested for public sex with a dog & ruined Church Nativity

I guess if you like living in a swamp, you learn how to deal with the mosquitos. Fuck that.

Thick clouds of mosquitoes kill livestock after hurricane

This guy say’s he is from a “Different Earth.” Yeah, it’s called Florida!

Naked man in Palm Beach says he’s from a different earth

Missippi. Is this the 21st century? are you kidding me? I can see animals getting to a decomposing body, but teeth missing on both rows? Sounds like a baseball bat or a curb stomp to me.

A Black man was found dead after he told his mother he was being chased. Police said there’s ‘no reason’ to suspect foul play.

It seems that human progress is fraught with danger. Inventions like the car, flushing toilets, and plastics all make our life easier, but bring with them real dangers. Like when the amount of discarded plastic gets to the point that volcanos are spewing  it up!

At first, scientists couldn’t identify the strange bluish-green rocks so they ran chemical tests on them and… oh.

We’re fucked!

These guys are lucky that the truck had a camera in the back!

Two rescued after accidentally being dumped in garbage truck

The level of stupid that is out there never ceases to amaze me!

At least 67 people got botulism after trying to paralyze their stomachs

That’s it for this week, don’t forget to check back next week to see what kind of nonsense the world has been up to. ###############PEACE##################S.E.

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