Oh Look Out!!

Welcome To Our Meltdown

The News You Didn't Know You Needed
Listen Here

Poor Guys!

You can contact us at happyhrnewsteam@gmail.com or you can call/text to 701-369-0029

Welcome back for another round of fuckery and goofing around. Carrie joins us this week as we celebrate 3 years of bringing you the news you didn’t know you needed!

We start this week by saying farewell to one of our favorite podcasts. T he Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble, And Bicker, who have been on our show together, and individually. Great guys, who did a great job. We are sorry to see them go.

Believe it or not, in Florida, at any given point in time, there may be someone trying to have sex with their dog! No, really!

Florida man remorseful for trying to have sex with his dog, arrested: Arrest report

Don’t get caught “Weenie Whacking” in Georgia!

Intoxicated man assaults driver with hot dog, deputies say

How long before one of these “Experiments” gets out into the world and we end up with a real Jurassic Park?

Dinosaur Legs Grown On Genetically Modified Chicken Embryos In World First

Who would have thought that leaving a person in handcuffs locked in a car on the railroad tracks would have consequences?

Officers charged in Platteville train crash that hurt detained woman

I mis-read this next story before we recorded and I thought the poor guy was dead. He was just having a REALLY bad day!

Nurse from Pierce County, Wisconsin, charged with amputating patient’s foot without his knowledge or doctor’s authorization

Just a word to the wise, if you are going to be picking up snakes, read the warning label!


Man Tries to Take Selfie With Snake, Gets Bitten and Dies

another Poor Guy who should have just stayed home!

Caterpillar employee ‘immediately incinerated’ after falling into pot of molten iron, OSHA says

As a side note, there are a lot of wood chipper accidents as you can see by clicking this picture

Sometimes bad things happen. I suspect that if this guys heart attack is related to finding the dying teen, then he was going to have a heart attack pretty soon anyway. It’s pretty rare for a healthy person to die from something like this. A hit-skip crash is the same as a hit and run.

Good Samaritan dies of heart attack after finding teen hit by car

It is always sad when someone dies needlessly, but sometimes the herd just needs to be thinned.

Texas man falls to his death after dancing on top of moving 18-wheeler passing under bridge

That’s what you get for nuttin around these parts. Thanks for the visit and remember, If you just hear it once, you didn’t hear it all.

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@PEACE@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@S.E.

The Plot Chickens

You can contact us at happyhrnewsteam@gmail.com or you can call/text to 701-369-0029

This weeks video didn’t make the YouTube cut this week, but you can find it on our FacePlace site by going there.

https://www.facebook.com/Happyhrnews

This week, Shanty got toasted up early enjoying his “Snow Day”, and we had a blast!

We have been a little HIT-And-MISS with the podcast lately. Between getting sick, having meetings, dealing with life in general, sometimes you just gotta move some stuff to the back burner.We moved our site to a new hosting service, and are looking forward to generating some posts.

The highlights of this weeks show go something like this…..

I’m not sure how x-ray machines work in Florida, but I don’t think that chickens will block them.

Florida traveler stuffed gun into a raw chicken and tried to bring it on the plane, TSA says

It all looks delicious to me!

The worst part of this story is that there is a high probability that no-one will ever get paid for the damage.

Woman’s kids ‘destroy’ her boyfriend’s house, pour cement down toilet, TN cops say

Kanye West  should be able to say anything he wants. Kanye West now knows that what you say has consequences. Use your words wisely.

Kanye Fans Create GoFundMe Pages to Return Rapper to Billionaire Status

It turns out that ole Kanye WAS on the ballot, in a few states anyway.

Here are the states where Kanye West is on the ballot

It was at this point that we entered into a discussion that started with a simple homeless scenario, and devolved into a post apocalyptic every person for themselves, cannibalistic, murder-fest of epic proportions. Alcohol is a wonderful thing.

I didn’t know that a recovery house (As in surgery recovery) was a thing.

Hialeah man named ‘Danger’ ran unlicensed post-op recovery house, police say

I guess I wasn’t surprised to hear that this had been invented. I am surprised it took as long as it did.

Oculus co-founder makes a VR headset that can literally kill you

So that’s what happened this week.

Cee

U

Next

Thursday

+++++++++++++++PEACE++++++++++++++S.E.