Month: December 2022

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This week we try to pep things up a little and bring you the news you didn’t know you needed in a more spicy, full flavored way. Yee Haw!

Our lead story takes place in Florida, regarding the antics of a Chicago police officer who wanted to add a little color to the locals drinks!

This next story is a good example of bad religion. Polygamy is an phenomenon fairly unique to  Mormons in the U.S. Allow me to give a little advise, if your husband has other wives, you have shitty things and he is driving a Bentley, RUN AWAY! He is a dirtbag POS!

 

 

Another bunch of Whacko’s

So Meta, the parent company that runs Facebook, has decided that if they can’t pirate news content, they will quit using content they don’t own. Not much of a threat.

Defrocked:  to deprive of the right to exercise the functions of office. Maybe these monks will get refrocked when they get out of rehab.

It turns out the police raided the monastery and found the meth.

It seems that the lady in this story really didn’t want to hear the ventilator!

It could be tragedy, or it could be herd thinning, but it is definitely stupid!

If you think killing Coyotes’ ts wrong, well your wrong. They do tons of damage to livestock, and they take children. Like Dingos!

That’s our little brain fart for this week. Keep coming back and see what happens next time on the Happy Hour News Team podcast!

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Welcome back to our little shitshow recap! Kick back and enjoy a little podcast fuckery for about an hour and get a little news you didn’t know you needed!

In our first story, we are in Florida with a tale of someone with a serious self control problem! No brain, no headache!

I guess that if you want to drink bleach in the courtroom, it’s not impossible to smuggle it in, the courtroom, under everyone’s nose. And drink it. Damn!

This Texas gal thought that as long as she was so mad that her blood was boiling, EVERYONE’S blood should boil!

Ah, religion. Guaranteed to bring out the best in people.

Believe it or not, it is not easy to “fall” into a wood chipper! The mistakes made would have to line up in a specific order for it to truly be an “accident”.

We can’t tell if this is some kind of troll thing, or if someone actually thinks this is a good idea!

I personally find this next story as sad as any we’ve done. To criminalize parenting to this level is against the natural order of the universe! No evidence of long term abuse. No neglect. Just the state inserting itself into your family, and allowing for the threat of jail to intimidate you into raising your children in the manner that they dictate.

So, what do you do when you find yourself inundated with thousands of minks? You get the guns and snow plows!

And then…

So there you go. An hour you’ll never recover. To make up for it, here’s some Rocket 38’s

______________PEACE______________S.E.