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Welcome back to our little shitshow recap! Kick back and enjoy a little podcast fuckery for about an hour and get a little news you didn’t know you needed!

In our first story, we are in Florida with a tale of someone with a serious self control problem! No brain, no headache!

I guess that if you want to drink bleach in the courtroom, it’s not impossible to smuggle it in, the courtroom, under everyone’s nose. And drink it. Damn!

This Texas gal thought that as long as she was so mad that her blood was boiling, EVERYONE’S blood should boil!

Ah, religion. Guaranteed to bring out the best in people.

Believe it or not, it is not easy to “fall” into a wood chipper! The mistakes made would have to line up in a specific order for it to truly be an “accident”.

We can’t tell if this is some kind of troll thing, or if someone actually thinks this is a good idea!

I personally find this next story as sad as any we’ve done. To criminalize parenting to this level is against the natural order of the universe! No evidence of long term abuse. No neglect. Just the state inserting itself into your family, and allowing for the threat of jail to intimidate you into raising your children in the manner that they dictate.

So, what do you do when you find yourself inundated with thousands of minks? You get the guns and snow plows!

And then…

So there you go. An hour you’ll never recover. To make up for it, here’s some Rocket 38’s

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