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This week we try to pep things up a little and bring you the news you didn’t know you needed in a more spicy, full flavored way. Yee Haw!

Our lead story takes place in Florida, regarding the antics of a Chicago police officer who wanted to add a little color to the locals drinks!

Vacationing Chicago cop charged with urinating in an ice machine at Florida beach bar

This next story is a good example of bad religion. Polygamy is an phenomenon fairly unique to  Mormons in the U.S. Allow me to give a little advise, if your husband has other wives, you have shitty things and he is driving a Bentley, RUN AWAY! He is a dirtbag POS!

Bentley-driving accused cult leader has 20 wives as young as age 9, possibly married own daughter, FBI alleges

 

 

Another bunch of Whacko’s

So Meta, the parent company that runs Facebook, has decided that if they can’t pirate news content, they will quit using content they don’t own. Not much of a threat.

Meta Threatens to Remove News From Facebook Platform if Congress Requires it to Pay for Content

Defrocked:  to deprive of the right to exercise the functions of office. Maybe these monks will get refrocked when they get out of rehab.

It turns out the police raided the monastery and found the meth.

Every monk in Thai temple defrocked after testing positive for meth

It seems that the lady in this story really didn’t want to hear the ventilator!

Patient allegedly turned off roommate’s ventilator because sound annoyed her

It could be tragedy, or it could be herd thinning, but it is definitely stupid!

One killed after teens take turns shooting each other wearing body armor, Florida police say

If you think killing Coyotes’ ts wrong, well your wrong. They do tons of damage to livestock, and they take children. Like Dingos!

Father chases off coyote attempting to drag 2-year-old daughter away

That’s our little brain fart for this week. Keep coming back and see what happens next time on the Happy Hour News Team podcast!

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