Month: October 2022

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Aaaand, we’re back. It’s been 4 weeks since we did a live video, and it felt good to get back on the interwebs and have a little fun. Lets go!

I guess the moral of this story is check your condo real good before you take a shit. You don’t know who is watching! I still don’t know why someone would buy into the whole HOA bullshit.

is there a market in Florida for stolen school buses, or does this knucklehead just like big, long, yellow rides?

So, a guy walks up to a complete stranger and offers to buy the persons kid. Twice. I wonder how many times he did it and got the kid. I mean, law of averages and all.

just another big game at the local high school. Splat!

Some people really know how to carry a grudge!

They did it in the doorway of the control room, in front of a camera. Sheesh!

Make sure your payroll dept. has the correct spelling of employees names!

I guess if you steal the traffic light, then you won’t have to wait for it?

If you live in snake country, don’t take naps in the grass!

Who buys this stuff? Hundreds of thousands of years of evolution, and this is where we’re at? We are doomed.

So, the “Dirtiest Man In The World” recently died shortly after taking a shower for the first time in 67 years. That is pretty dirty. But if you look at the picture below, doesn’t he seem to have rather white teeth? He died at the age of 94! I mean he smoked animal shit out of a pipe, and puffed on 4 cigarettes at a time. Even if he got dentures before he decided to quit bathing, would they not get green after a while?

Florida Man does what is so common, it almost doesn’t even get in the news.

Corn mazes and guns don’t mix people!

So, these guys were having a “Who’s Dumber” competition and and they won. I hope neither of them passed on those genetics!

The things that we do for a little Quoll Tail!

That is all for this round. Thanks for checking us out, and we will C.U.N.T.(cee u next Thursday)

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We’re Back! It’s been a while. We took a couple of weeks off due to the fact that life just gets in the fucking way! I got sick with whatever crud the CEO brought home from the petri dish they call an elementary school, and Shanty Pants has been pretty fuckin wore out from  his endeavors to keep the cash coming in.

But we’re ready to ride again, and this week we have Shanty’s good friend Blake in the studio, with Mrs. Pants chirping in now and then. Lets get at it.

First—Florida.  What an absolute D-Bag!!

Next to Ohio for some good old fashioned cheating!

It seems that more and more police depts. are getting on the “Barbers Smock” bandwagon. After some research, I have learned that it helps in “Photo Lineups” to help mis-identifying people because of similar clothing.

This woman REALLY didn’t want to get evicted!

Say what you want about climate change, but lake mead drying up is certainly a change from the normal. And children dying from brain eating amoebas are also not normal. Get ready for future effects of doing nothing.

Is this some kind of Amazon reward point thing?

It turns out that Fentanyl laced weed is probably not a real thing.

BOOBS!

Sometimes you run into a story that just makes you wonder how stupid people can be. Well, this “Person” answers that question.

As long as we are talking about stupid women, maybe this next lady watched H.P.2.

Who would have thought that Florida would be on the leading edge of cannabis sanity? Well maybe not.  UPDATE (10/20/2022):  The Florida Department of Health has reached out with this comment:  “This project has not been approved by the State. Florida has never approved a Medical Marijuana Treatment Center to operate out of a gas station.”

 

I’m thinking that 10 is too young for tattoos.

 

We end up with a weird animal fact about Ducks. Quack!

So, there you go. Back and still full of shit! We hope to be back live-streaming soon!

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