We Got Weights!!!

October 25, 2022Sanchez

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We’re Back! It’s been a while. We took a couple of weeks off due to the fact that life just gets in the fucking way! I got sick with whatever crud the CEO brought home from the petri dish they call an elementary school, and Shanty Pants has been pretty fuckin wore out from his endeavors to keep the cash coming in.

But we’re ready to ride again, and this week we have Shanty’s good friend Blake in the studio, with Mrs. Pants chirping in now and then. Lets get at it.

First—Florida. What an absolute D-Bag!!

Video: Florida father uses own child as human shield during confrontation with law enforcement

Next to Ohio for some good old fashioned cheating!

Alleged cheating walleye fishermen indicted on multiple felony counts in Ohio

It seems that more and more police depts. are getting on the “Barbers Smock” bandwagon. After some research, I have learned that it helps in “Photo Lineups” to help mis-identifying people because of similar clothing.

This woman REALLY didn’t want to get evicted!

Mass. Woman Accused of Using Bees to Attack Sheriff’s Deputieshttps://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/mass-woman-uses-bees-to-attack-sheriffs-deputies/2867518/

Say what you want about climate change, but lake mead drying up is certainly a change from the normal. And children dying from brain eating amoebas are also not normal. Get ready for future effects of doing nothing.

Nevada boy dies from brain-eating amoeba that might have infected him in Lake Meadhttps://www.foxnews.com/us/nevada-boy-dies-brain-eating-amoeba-infected-lake-mead

Is this some kind of Amazon reward point thing?

Amazon accidentally shipped a Florida couple 65 pounds of weed

It turns out that Fentanyl laced weed is probably not a real thing.

Is marijuana safe from fentanyl? YEShttps://www.harmreductionohio.org/marijuana-safe-fentanyl-yes-far/

BOOBS!

Sometimes you run into a story that just makes you wonder how stupid people can be. Well, this “Person” answers that question.

Central Texas mother speaks out against Hocus Pocus 2

As long as we are talking about stupid women, maybe this next lady watched H.P.2.

Woman charged with attempted murder and castration of boy, police say

Who would have thought that Florida would be on the leading edge of cannabis sanity? Well maybe not. UPDATE (10/20/2022): The Florida Department of Health has reached out with this comment: “This project has not been approved by the State. Florida has never approved a Medical Marijuana Treatment Center to operate out of a gas station.”