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Welcome to yet another wacky and crazy episode of our continuing mental meltdown!

This week, like virtually every other week, we delve into the Weird Wide Web to explore the colorful people and products that make up the more unique segment of the population at large. From Florida to India, things are happening that will have you head scratching and guffawing as to what the fuck were they thinking!? Lets go.

Our story the first is about another person who used their position of trust to get a little for himself.

 

A police officer in Platteville, Colorado, is on paid leave after a train hit a cop car containing a handcuffed woman, with footage released Friday showing the moment of the crash. Holy Shit!!!

 

One of the things we try to do with this platform is to bring new and exiting products to light. Well, we found this.

 

Everybody is different. Some people get their kicks by watching action movies. Some like to explore caves. Some Floridians like to masturbate in public. But shoving a deodorant can up your butt and keeping it there for –3 WEEKS!!!–. That’s fucking different.

 

 

Speaking of keeping things up your butt, this Poor Guy would love to make things out of it!

 

Moving on,   We are always on the lookout for weird animal facts, and stories about weird animals. We bring you, the “Echidna”

 

Finally! A sane decision regarding cannabis legalization.

Happy Hour News Team supports the 2022 ballot measure 2, providing the legal use of cannabis products for adults in North Dakota.

Fun Florida Fact—They have great postal service.

 

 

I reckon that if you wanted to get into that store when it was closed, you could just hide in the bathroom with the corpse that has been there for a couple of days.

 

Hows that for news you didn’t know you needed.

Thanks to all who support us and to those who actually listen and watch us act up. We live-cast (Usually) on Thursday night at 7:30 PM mountain time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~PEACE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~S.E.