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This week Shanty and Carrie Pants come to you from the Good Idea Studios, while I, Sanchez Eldorado, am remotely connected from my palatial estate located in bat country, as we have had a WHOPPER of a snow show this week. While people all over the country are planting gardens, and cutting grass, we have to deal with this shit!
After ironing out some tech. difficulties, we finally get to some stories.
Shanty lets us in on an event he’s involved in, shooting a short film with Panic Terror Films this summer. He plans on traveling to Pittsburgh, PA to be part of the shoot! Be sure to check out their Facebook page!
We kick off with a story from, get this, Florida! We don’t recommend self-testing ANY personal safety devices, especially when it involves a firearm!
Our next story is a heart-warming tale of man-dolphin love. Wet, sticky, man-dolphin love!
Our next story is an excellent example of what happens when you start drinking toooooo early! Anyway, here’s the link.
This side story should be on every news broadcast in the country!
This next story came to us from our buddy Jose Jalapeno, from El Town O with Steve and Joe. You can check them out on Anchor!
This is the shittiest excuse ever for running somebody over!
We have been following this story since it broke, and I have not seen anybody who thinks that it was handled correctly.
I’ve got to admit, I find the charges a little harsh. I had this done to me, and they didn’t charge my brother with anything!
I guess I’m with Shanty on this one. But Carrie found “Reason” behind it!
I can see a government program that supplies “Incels” with a sex doll so they won’t have to blame women for the fact that they are too lazy to put in the work to get laid!
You too can have your very own!
That’s it for this week. Be sure to enjoy the weather where you live, because it could be worse!
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This week we start off with a live-stream start that is appropriate to the title. as we dared each other to get through a show without a major fuck up. Frozen in North Dakota! Thanks to all of those who stuck with us, and didn’t give up on us.
My advise is don’t open other peoples packages!
I don’t know, but doesn’t it seem like way too many of these creepo’s have something to do with religion, or are some kind of Preacher?
Ah, public masturbation….When in doubt…Whip it out!!!
This company in Cyprus is offering Masturbation Pods for employees. Perhaps the airlines should consider an extra space for this?
I am not sure if one can simply flick ones frozen nipples off, but one can surely add some on!
When it comes to dares, and other just plain stupid fads, or “Challenges” as they are known, it would seem that there is no limit to just how stupid it gets!
This is a little unconventional, and the tiara is a little much.
It would seem that this fad is really catching on.
Life is full of “What ifs” What if she was able to choose her own numbers? What if 400 rabid monkeys flew out of her butt? What if she bought Pokemon cards instead?
We want to give a special thanks to our old pals El Gato Del Rio for making their music available to us, and for being “Cool” If you have time, check them out on YouTube, or head over to their website and have a look around.
Cee You Next Thursday! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$PEACE$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$S.E.
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This week we have the one, the only Shoebee Doebee in the Good Idea Studios! He brought his other half, Dana, who was gifted the worst nickname I’ve heard on the show yet! Worth checking out for that alone.
Of course, with the Shoebmeister in the room, things devolved into the kind of madness that started this whole mess! Needless to say, it was great to have Him on the show.
We managed to get through the show with relatively few fuck ups, so lets get on with it!
!!!Florida Man!!! I’m not sure exactly how one becomes “Stuck” in a porta-potty, unless one is so high that you can’t find the latch.
Our next story covers the kind of thing that slips by an old fart like me, as “I ain’t no Tik-Tokker”! I didn’t even know you could buy these Orbeez thingies!
Our next story deals with the 1976 mass kidnapping where a school bus full of kids, along with their driver were buried alive in a box truck at a quarry in CA. This maniac has been recommended for parole.
Just imagine, you’re driving down a busy freeway, when about every other car suddenly veers out of control and starts crashing into things! You look over to where your spouse was sitting 2 seconds ago, and she’s just fucking GONE!!! This is the scenario that millions of fundi-religious nutty-buddys think will happen when Jesus comes back. Well I guess this guy is S.O.L.!
Would you like a little extra “Dressing” with that salad?
This lady is going to get a different kind of “Assisted Living Facility”.
Some people should really, really, really not have children.
Who would have thought that Mexico would be leading on this idea?!
That’s it for this weeks show. I want to thank The Shoebs for joining us, and also Dana who could teach a certain movie star how to take a joke!
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