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Of course, above is the video portion of this weeks podcast. Take from it what you may.

We spend a few minutes talking about some of the shows we listen to

Our first story is about  a Florida Man who was foraging for a little wild food, while carrying some wild life along with him.

Florida Man Charged With Picking Magic Mushrooms While Carrying An Alligator

Of course Shanty notices a side story about another boy and his gator

Florida Man Takes 5-Foot Alligator Into Florida Key Lime Pie Store

So, some people just can’t seem to get any breaks

Florida man dies after window closes on him in the home he was burglarizing

But aren’t drugs Legal in Oregon?

 

Troopers: Oregon detective accused of using drugs from evidence, crashing police car

Let it go, Let it go. No, really, let it go

Cape Coral man arrested by Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office during undercover operation

So, is it right to make book on which of your employees will be next to get sick? As a side note, this investigation was done by Tyson after the info leaked.

Tyson fires 7 at Iowa pork plant after COVID betting inquiry

 

I swear I didn’t see him

‘I believe I have not committed any crime’: South Dakota AG speaks out about fatal crash

Up to Michigan for a get out of jail story that is four decades too late.

Michigan man jailed for nearly 4 decades exonerated after witness admits to lying

It’s time to let non violent drug offenders out!!!

 

Man jailed for life over $20 marijuana sale has been freed

If you are a parent and a landlord, which comes first?

Parents lose lawsuit over destruction of son’s porn stash

That brings us to our Facts you didn’t learn somewhere else

Frankenstein author Mary Shelley kept her dead husband’s heart and carried it with her for almost 30 years until she died in 1851. It was found in a desk drawer a year later, wrapped in a copy of one of his final poems.

So that’s it for this week. A huge thanks to all who takes the time to listen to this mess, and to those who contribute.  Be supergood to each other and   PEACE!!!

I “Scent” you a note

Here is this weeks show. We video recorded the first half. The complete show is available HERE

 

 

This week we bring you some stories from Floridas’ goofy cousin Texas along with the usual bullshit conversation.

Shanty has been learning the finer points of creating some Youtube content and has been setting up the camera for the first half of the show.  Because he does ALL of the editing/preparation of the podcast alone, he doesn’t have time to edit basically 2 complete shows every week. He works really hard at this stuff and may be able to do more in the future as he learns more about the software. Anyway, drink one for The ShantyPants! Good job partner!

We kick this one off in Florida with a story about a man who wants the ladies to be aware of his presence.

Atlantic Beach man arrested for reportedly leaving feces, obscene notes in mailboxes

Next we talk about a guy who felt he needed to help keep the lights on for 114 families in his community by paying off their late power bills. Way to go Mike!

A Florida man just paid off the past dues for 114 families at risk of having their utilities shut off

I had made the comment that in Clearwater Fla. you couldnt feed homeless. It was Tampa.

In Tampa, Food Not Bombs activists arrested for feeding the homeless—again

Now we get to Texas. This knucklehead cant seem to keep his hands out of his pants even at work. Hair gel anybody?

Texas barber accused of masturbating while cutting children’s hair

 

We stay in Texas where they must get their water from Florida. Or maybe it’s the booze

SA man throws ax at moving train, which bounces back, hits him in head, SAPD says

We also give an update to a horrible story we brought you a couple of weeks ago. It’s too sad to go over again. If you want a link you can Google it.

While we are in Texas, we should note that when you leave the world of the living, it’s your legacy that you leave behind. Don’t assume that just because your dead, that people are going to speak kindly of you.

Charping died, the obit reads, “29 years longer than expected and much longer than he deserved.” It then notes that the man left behind “two relieved children and countless other victims.”

So be good while your alive, and don’t do what this next guy was doing. If you do, wrap it up good.

Texas man charged with indecent exposure after neighbor claims he was having sex with fence

Back to Florida we go for a story after our own heart

This drunk Florida man can’t remember carrying an alligator into a liquor store

Eventually we get back on tract with a minor political rant concerning the house vote to decriminalize cannabis. Fuck them guys.

Which bring us to the story about the data scientist in Florida fired for not going along with the governors disinformation program.

Armed police raid home of Florida scientist fired over Covid-19 data

 

Florida attracts the finest people in the world. Here is an example:

Pinch my nipples

Next, it’s on to the Fla. panhandle, where the men are men and the drunks piss themselves

ipNaked Silver Springs man urinates on himself during fourth battery arrest of 2020

So, we get back to good ole North Dakota for a cautionary tale about the danger of farming, Remember, safety equipment only works if you use it correctly!

Woman Dies After Drowning in a Vat of Sunflower Seeds in a North Dakota Farm

Back down to Florida where a woman decided to stuff her friends body in a 55 gal. drum, instead of reporting his death so she could use his social security

Manatee woman arrested for hiding man’s body in trash can in order to get his Social Security benefits

And at the end we get to our fucked up facts bit and discuss the good King Charles who liked to watch his nephew on his wedding night to make sure the offspring was “Fer real man”

So we bid you a fond farewell, and don’t forget to hug your “Insert adjective here” and be safe   PEACE

We’re On The Internet!

That’s right, we have crossed the video frontier. We set up a video camera to test the youtube sphere with our shitty little podcast. We videoed the first half of this weeks show, and audio recorded the complete show. I honestly can’t remember why we didn’t video the whole thing. So, anyway, If you want to listen to the whole show you can go HERE

 

Our first story is about a Florida Man  who is being released from prison early (He did serve 31 years of a 90 year bit) after his marijuana import conviction was reviewed. This guy did 31 years for a pot crime!

A Florida man who has spent 31 years in prison for a nonviolent marijuana crime could soon be a free man.

Our next tale is about another Florida Man who does nice things for kids at Christmas time. Salvage Santa!!

Florida man known as ‘Salvage Santa’ repairs bikes, toys for needy children

So, we stay in Florida, where we find a guy who was walking down the beach when he found a shit ton of blow washed up, What would you do?

A walker made million-dollar find on a Florida beach, and the Border Patrol took it

We referenced a story about pigs and cocaine, you can read about it HERE

Well, it seems we aree stuck in Florida with this story about a young woman who seemed to think if you don’t show your ID, then the cops can’t find out you have a warrant for your arrest.

Taccara Nauden, 28, also accused of urinating outside jail

Lets take a journy to China for our next story about a man who really wanted an IPAD

Teen Who Sold His Kidney For iPhone Is Now Bedridden For Life

That brings us to the end of the video portion of the show, but we have more fuckery on deck so don’t go away yet!

For this next story we stay right in our own back yard. These yahoos bring a whole other meaning to family projects.

Dickinson porch pirates used their children to steal packages

 

We stick around the area for an update to a story we did about a local Rub-n-Tug that got shut down. Seems there are some more charges.

Human trafficking charges added in Bismarck spa investigation

 

Next, it’s off to Taiwan for some serious law making. Just think of the exploding heads if this happened in the U.S.

Taiwan lawmakers throw pig guts, punches in parliament debate on U.S. pork

Back down south for a story involving Carol Baskin at her big cat zoo. They’re fucking tigers! OK?

Tiger nearly tears off volunteer’s arm at Big Cat Rescue in Tampa, Carole Baskin says

It’s on to Texas for a story about a waitress who got denied her fat tip because NO!

Texas waitress gets $2K tip but restaurant refuses to give her a cent

So another week goes by and another one starts. Please be careful as we need our listeners to be healthy so they have enough energy to throw the toaster at whatever device you listen on. PEACE!

Shoebee Doobee!

This week our old friend Shoebee drops by and joins in the madness we call a show.

We start off with a Florida Man story about a guy who “Caught a train”

Man punched his girlfriend, ran from officers and was hit and killed by train

Next is a local story about a young lady who was taking the kid for a ride, when 2 people just wouldn’t get out of the way!

Bismarck woman charged with attempted murder, child neglect

On to Connecticut where we bring you the story of a tree hugger, turned tree fondler, turned TREE FUCKER!!

Accused Tree Humper Busted On High Street

Next, we come back to old ND to prove that, while we’re nice in the upper mid-west, we’re not necessarily smart.

Man Set Bible On Fire Inside Walmart

What do you get when you cross Florida with Maine? You get a convoluted, trans gendered mixed up shit show where a guy, who identifies as a woman, also thinks he is a lesbian. I may be a bigot, but that seems like a lot of unnecessary steps!

Maine woman tried to kill Florida man and convince his wife to run away with her

We then spoke a little about the “Monolith” that was found in the desert.

Metal monolith discovered in Utah desert mysteriously disappears

We finish up with our weird facts segment about a sick bastard who built his own torture shed he called his “Toy Box”

 

So there ya go. It was sure nice to have Shoobs in the house. Ya all take care, and be careful out there. Danger is a lurkin!  PEACE!