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This week with the help of our good friend Fargo Flips,(Chief Whiskey Importer) Thanks Blake! We continue to scan the wacky world of the world wide web to bring you the news you didn’t know you needed to hear!

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We kick off in Florida with a Poor Guy-Florida Man story wherein the dog did it.

Bicyclist killed when dog pulls him into oncoming traffic on US-1 in Cocoa

This is the reason I won’t go to bible class.

Minnesota man fatally stabs wife during Bible study

So snake sex is a thing now.

A Man Has Been Found Guilty of Having a Snake Sex Tape on His Phone

The stupid runs deep!

Woman gets 4 felonies for driving with kids on car roof

The next prezzident contest will have at least 1 guy running from lockup. Elect A Felon!!!

‘Tiger King’ Joe Exotic Announces 2024 Presidential Run

Evidently, Americans will believe anything.

Snopes.com had to debunk a story from The Onion because people on the Internet are amazingly stupid

Well, at least there is at least 1 cop in Minnesota with a sense oh humor.

Driver hands deputy ‘Get out of jail free’ Monopoly card during traffic stop

The future of meat in America. Pretty soon there will be “Home Meat Culture” kits!

Lab-grown meatball created with DNA from mammoth

Having been around for a good number of years, I can tell you that if Wendys food put someone in the ICU for a month, the store would be closed in a second. The whole country would know about it!

Couple sues Wendy’s claiming cheeseburger put wife in ICU for month

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