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Good News Everybody! It seems we have made it through another winter relatively unscathed.

It’s been a tough one here in the frozen shit-hole of Hoth. We are looking at steady above freezing temps for at least the next week or so.

Here is some news you didn’t know you needed to here:

Well la-ti-fucking-da! It turns out some peoples wittle feewings are getting hurt over a business move to include the “Alphabet” community in their marketing strategy. Hey, trans people should have the right to all of the ill health effects of beer drinking that everybody else suffers from! Are they afraid they are going to “Catch the Gay”? Well this reaction has put Bud Light right up front in the national spotlight, and a ton of people who would NEVER have bought the swill, will be standing in line to snatch up them rainbow cans like they were Beanie Babies, or Cabbage Patch dolls. So go ahead and throw your fits, and insulate yourself from the reality of life in the 21st century, because those people you are disgusted by, are not going away!

The links:

This guy was trying to Floridize Pennsylvanian!

This guy has some pretty messed up logic. I wanted to prove she could be raped, so I did?

Sometimes, nature will straiten things out without any help from us.

 

 

What a perfect use of taxpayer money! Use the police to enforce a civil matter.

They just didn’t come. WTF!? Somebody’s got some splainen to do!

How in the hell does someone get only 15 years in prison for killing a two month old baby!?!? I hope he gets his due in the pen!

I wonder if she thought that sewing him up would maybe reverse the hole in his heart!

These cops thought that torturing inmates was funny. Who’s laughing now bitch?

Gut beer. Good or bad? Bad.

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