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This week we welcome our friends John and Erica to the show. Erica owns Salt Of The Earth LLC in Dickinson ND. You can find her Facebook page HERE Supplying items for holistic healing. Along with Erica, we welcome John, who is not only her S.O., but Shanty’s co-worker at his day job. We had a great time, and gave them a little taste of “The News They Didn’t Know They Wanted To Hear”.
We start off with an update to a story we did a long time ago. It involves a woman who was hiding kids in a secret room so she skate by the limits on how many children she was allowed to oversee. It turned out that that number was zero, because she was unlicensed anyway.
Now that it’s over for this week, I would like to thank John and Erica for stopping by and joining us. If you happen to be in Dickinson ND, stop by Salt Of The Earth LLC and check it out. Get some crystals and shit. See you all next week++++++++++++++++++++++++PEACE++++++++++++++++++++++S.E.
This next one has me asking questions. Like, who leaves a gun laying around where someone can just pick it up? And do guns just “Go Off?” And lastly, how fucking stupid is this bitch?!!!
The title of this weeks episode refers to our gal friends getting a little “Self Relief” It turns out that, for men at least, there might not be too much of a good thing.
Welcome back for another week of stories you didn’t know you wanted to hear.
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Lets start in Florida; ALWAYS look before you sit on the can!
This next story was truly a huge let down. I was under the impression that there was a gigantic slip-n-slide covered in human filth. Sadly, that was not the case.
I don’t understand how people think that they will be able to get away with some of these crimes. Eventually, someone is going to start asking questions and looking for cars.
Imagine having to officially respond to someone who insists that you change your name because it sounds like a body part. Hey lady, I think you mean Cocks!
They don’t teach penmanship in school any more. Therefor, many young people can’t read cursive script. So be sure to print your bank robbery note for speedy service.
That’s it for this week. Thanks for stopping in and looking around. Remember to use your head, and stay out of trouble+++++++++++++++PEACE++++++++++++S.E.
Welcome back for more news you didn’t know you needed. As always, you can contact the show by email via happyhrnews@gmail.com, or call 701-369-0029.
This week we have some pretty dark shit on tap. I know, we always have some dark shit, but this week there is more than usual. The “Rona” virus isn’t the only thing spreading across the country, it seems that good old fashioned evil mother fuckery is spreading at an alarming rate. No vaccine for this shit.
REMEMBER!!! NEVER inject silicone into your butt!!!
It’s off to Florida for a story that has “Fuck them fuckers” written all over it. It seems that love thy neighbor is for other states. You can spread disease, but not food. Fuck me.
It’s getting hard to see in here. I mean, I’m all for family oriented activities, but i’ll pass on the ones that include having the kids help stuff dads dismembered body into a garbage bag.
Here at HHNT, we believe in the rule of thumb principal. As in, “A good rule of thumb would be that if you are going to provide a ride service for people who have been drinking at the bar, it would be a good idea to not get a DUI”
In 1961 a novel was published about the insanity of war, or more specific the rules of being insane during war. Catch 22 put forth the idea that if one is crazy, he is not fit for war, but on the other hand if you want to fight in a war, you must be crazy. Here is a case of a guy who was sent to the booby hatch because he denied being the subject of an arrest warrant, even though he wasn’t said subject, and the doctors claimed that because he claimed that he was not the person that they believed him to be, he was ill. Our world, what a place.
I am old enough to remember when the emergency 911 number rolled out. Back then, all of the phones were rotary dial, and when you were away from home, you had to use a “Pay Phone”Next came push button dial phones. Fast forward to today. Cell phones, home screen short cuts, and an app for everything. If you want somebodies contact info, you just have them call you, and you don’t even have to make a note of their number, just “Create Contact” Enter the next generation of phone apps. For a fee, you don’t even have to use the number pad on your phone to dial 911. Just give them $20 a month and they’ve got you covered. They’ll even listen to EVERYTHING you say for extra protection! Just don’t.
Shanty shared some riveting animal facts, but I can’t find the website he was reading off of, so watch this.
Damn! I’m sure glad we got through that dark shit. Here’s looking forward to some lighter shows in the future. Naw, probably not. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PEACE>>>>>>>>>>>>S.E.
Back to Florida for another dark tale of delayed justice. In Florida, the system is patient. And don’t think you’re going to skate because of the passage of time.
Some people are collectors. Some collect sports cards, some collect toys. Some collect stolen ancient artifacts and one of a kind single pressing LP’s. But if the federal govt. wants them, well, you know.
That’s it for this week. Thanks for hittin’ us up, and checking out the site. We want all of you to stay safe, and make good decisions, like leaving us a message at 701-369-0029. Remember, “Never use an electric eel!!!” ___________________PEACE______________________S.E.
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