You can listen to this weeks episode HERE

This week we are exited to have Shoebee Doobee in the house!   We kick off the show with some old fashioned bitching and moaning about our local bullshit. So it goes.

Shoebee gave us some updates on Red Hot Roxy, his drag racing car, and his upcoming races.

We sneaked a story about a porch pirate (Dirty Thief) in Colorado who decided that nothing is off limits for stealing, and just snatched a family cat off the front porch!

HERE is a link to the Ever Trending Podcast so you can check them out

Now to the Florida Man feature we usually start off with concerning not only Florida, but a Bad Cop who finally got his  comeuppance!

Our next story involves what some would call a very bad thing, and some would call a harmless prank. I guess I would not want to be dosed without my permission. Poor Gal.

 

How to use yet in a sentence

Guess what time it is…..It’s TURD TIME!!!

On your mark, get set BUZZ…or not…

Alabama. It’s like Florida without a sense of humor.

I thought that you weren’t supposed to eat before surgery because of the anesthesia, I guess it was to prevent a fire!

We get to our Psychological studies tat went south and we finish with the the super sad story of what happens when you force your theories into practice on people who have no way to defend themselves from your bullshit ideas. This poor guy never really had a chance.

We want to thank Shoebee for dropping in and spreading his special sauce, and as always, we want to thank everyone who puts up with this nonsense. All of our listeners, and Mrs. Pants, who keeps the kid entertained while we play in the basement. Be sure to check out the Podcasts We Listen To page and give some of them a chance. Now, go do something productive! S.E.

 

 

This week we have a pretty basic show with a North Dakota slant. Of course we still have some “Funky Florida” shit, with the odd dipshit/fuckhead story. For the complete audio from the show you can get it HERE

Shanty gets a chance to have a cocktail, and join in the fun. We started a new page dedicated to the Podcasts that we listen to, and will be adding links as we find them. We will share your show, if we like it. Send us your links to happyhrnews@gmail.com or to sanchez@happyhournewsteam.com. Of course you can leave a voice message by calling 701-369-0029. Don’t forget we’ve got a youtube channel HERE

Lets get atter! Our first story is about a Florida Man who REALLY loves animals. Miniature horses to be specific.

We head north to our neck of the woods to look at some knuckle heads who decided to do the old “Grab and Go” from the local farm and ranch store. I hope they didn’t sacrifice their freedom for pig worming paste!

While we’re up here, lets check out what happens when North Dakota Nice, turns into”Get on the ground, motherfucker!”

Sometimes, something is just not funny.

So we leave the Big Prairie with this story about what is appropriate for the primary school classroom.

So, how does a 15 year old girl get to this place?

Just a-swingin yer meat! Just about the perfect Walmart story!

Here is the Fuckhead/Shitstick part of the show. This HalfWit/DumbFuck has an employee, kill another employee, so he won’t have to pay her back wages. Fuck Me!

This next one is gross even by my standards, and I have very low standards!

So for our final story is from our series on psychological studies gone south. This one is a little different, as this was actually an accepted practice. This weeks subject is Gay Aversion Therapy, and it was horrific! Back in the day, being gay was considered a mental illness, and you could get sent to an asylum, or prison, or worse, BYU! Just to leave this with you, the company that made the equipment that was designed to “Cure You” is still in business!

Well, that should make you glad that the world has moved on.

That’s it for this week, be sure to check out our podcast links page, and give them some love. And remember………USE YOUR SUNSCREEN!!!…………………..S.E.

 

What a week! We were asked to be guests on the Law Offices Of Quibble Squabble And Bicker, and had a regulation blast! We did it on Zoom, and that was a learning experience! I would highly recommend checking them out at their website HERE. You can watch the whole shebang below. We show up at about the 29 minute mark.

We recorded our show on the following night, and yours truly was suffering what us old farts call a”Hershey Squirt Hangover”. Hence, the title of the episode. You can here the full podcast by CLICKING HERE

In case you haven’t figured it out yet, Shanty does ALL of the heavy lifting on our podcast, and has been able to self-teach himself how to use the different software, and do-hicky’s we use to glue this mess together and get it out to all of you in Podcast Land. So when I attempt to do shit, I usually fuck something up. This week it was the audio from our interview. We wanted to bring you some clips from the show, but I didn’t have all of my dongles dongling in the right dongler.    On to the links.

 

 

Shanty got a T-Shirt and a bunch of stickers and koozies from the crew over at The Drunkle Podcast Be sure to check them out!

Our first story is a Florida Man, but takes place in the pacific northwest. It seems that in Florida, crime only pays if you’re willing to travel. I wonder if they masked up for the flight?

Next we look at the phenomena of “High Meat” which consists of letting meat get really, really rotten, then eating it. I’m wondering if maybe there is confusion with food poisoning?

Next, we head back up to the north west for a story that can be told differently, depending on what you were doing when it all went down.

What do you do for good luck? Rub a babies head? Rabbits foot? Maybe toss a hand full of change into the engine of the jet you are about travel in.

Shanty brought up the out of control Chinese rocket that was hurtling through space waiting to crash into the earth. Update!! It crashed.

Rocky Mountain High—Colorado, the land of legal weed, and mummified cult leaders.

I guess when these people say “Mow Your Lawn”, you had better mow your fucking lawn!

 

We try to include an asshole in every episode for balance, so here is this weeks shitbag….

This next story gives a whole new slant on “Getting Shitfaced”

We had a poor guy story, now here’s a poor gal story. And a What The Fuck story, AND a dirt bag story, all in one.

So that’s where we left it. I fucked up the audio that was supposed to finish out the show, so Shanty finished it off with a little tunage.

We really want to thank the guys from Quibble Squabble And Bicker for asking us to join them. And we also want to thank YOU! We do this show for fun, but it really does matter that somebody listens. Thank You………………………………Peace………………………………….S.E.

Well, we had a blast this week doing a live show, but yours truly  ended up at the controls and somehow made the audio recording unusable. So, this week we bring you an episode of Campfire Stories. Take it easy, grab a drink, and listen to the ramblings of the HHNT crew and friends as we spin the yarns of our past. You can listen HERE

We are working on doing more livecasts, as long as we can get our equipment to play nice with each other. Give us a shout and tell us what you think. 701-369-0029, or happyhrnews@gmail.com, and sanchez@happyhournewsteam.com. We really would like some feedback, so we can bring you the content you want to hear!

So-long for this week, and remember to keep up with your favorite podcasts, and throw them some love!   ……………..PEACE!          S.C.