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Once again we delve into the news for tidbits to analyze, and and bring our fans things they didn’t know they needed to hear!

I guess in Florida when you get a DUI, the judge becomes your doctor.

Fla. judge denies defendant’s use of medical marijuana, suggests Xanax instead

I’m not sure how Uber Eats works, but I don’t see them carrying large amounts of cash. I thought it was all invisible money through an app.

‘This was demonic:’ Florida Uber Eats driver killed, dismembered during delivery run

Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Lawsuit begins over patrol tactic known as ‘Kansas two step’

This dog is dead

The dark, twisted story of National Lampoon and Cheeseface

Wow! that’s probably the fewest links ever! No worries, the knuckle-heads of the world will continue to churn out content for us to report on.

Special thanks to Shoebee for the call in, and the comic relief!

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How in the hell can you only get 2 years for shooting someone in the face?

Florida’s killer clown case finally ends with plea deal

Coyotes don’t just chase roadrunners.

‘Afraid he was going to make me lunch’: Coyote chases woman riding motorized scooter

A Barbie Doll for everyone! Next up, Trans Barbie!

Barbie unveils first-ever doll with Down syndrome

This ia another thing I just don’t get. With all of the material on the internet, why would someone take this kind of chance just for jerking off?!

Disney World employee charged with making over 500 ‘upskirt’ videos

How many Disney parks are there?

Complete Guide: All the Disney Parks Around the World

This is why we can’t have nice things.

6 cows in Texas found dead with their tongues cut out, police searching for answers

The whole “No Knock Warrant” thing needs to be re-thought. Not to mention not allowing someone to put on pants!

Black youth leader says he was mistakenly detained and escorted outside half-naked by Los Angeles County deputies

Who do the police really work for?

No-Knock Nightmare: Officer lies after botched raid

The old prostitution sting. Getting someone to offer you sex for money. Well, you have to collect evidence right?

Hawaii Police Won’t Get to Have Sex With Prostitutes Anymore

That’s it for this week. We hope you have enjoyed our little shit-show and you are welcome back anytime. I’ll leave you with the latest from our friends the Rocket 38’s

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