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From all of us at Happy Hour News Team, we want to wish you the best for the coming year!

We start off with a heart warming Christmas tale of wedded bliss!

This guy just needed to relax a little after a long week of policing them snot-nosed brats.

It must be a real drag being a cop in Florida!

 

So, I don’t fully understand the whole “Non Binary” thing. I understand that it exists, but it doesn’t occupy any space in my life. Do I really need to care about it one way or another? I don’t know if they are confused, but I certainly am. And a thief is a thief, no mater what else you call your self.

It turns out that if you have a Google Voice number, you have to use it once every 60 days or they give it to someone else. So go ahead and call and say HI to a complete stranger!

Shoebee gave us a call and verified that the above item is indeed a “Meat Packer”.

Our next story involves a gentleman who just wanted to help out a friend! Evidently castrating your buddy is not as easy as it seems.

Hot Crotch Detectors!

Low self esteem doesn’t seem to be this lady’s problem!

All I can say about this one is DON’T SPIT ON PEOPLE!!!

As a “Boomer”, I really am worried about the direction our society seems to be steering. This is the second time I’ve heard this as a plan for a school. Overcoming obstacles is what provides the self worth that we need to grow. Not just eliminating it if it is difficult. If a student can’t pass a class, then they fail. Failure is necessary for growth. If people just didn’t do things because it is hard, then what?

So that’s it for this week, and for 2022! Things will be a little different next week, so be sure to tune in Thurs. evening at 7:30 mountain at https://www.facebook.com/Happyhrnews ^^^^^^^^^^^^PEACE^^^^^^^^^^^^^S.E.