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Another week, another drug-crazed animal movie! Move over Cocaine Bear!

Lets just get started.

Story the first, Jack Daniels has a black mold problem! Yech! A fungus that lives off of alcohol fumes. If it gets into our brains, that’s the last of us!

Jack Daniel’s barrel houses are causing an out-of-control black ‘whiskey fungus’ in a Tennessee community, enraged residents say

I guess in a society that has a huge hunger for illegal drugs, it is just a matter of time until the drugs get into the EVERYTHING!! Cocaine Bear was based on a true story. But Meth Gator??

I think we have found the reason Florida is so Florida—It’s the WATER!!

Florida Man Dies from Rare Brain-Eating Infection Caught From Tap Water

This guy has been drinking the meth-brain-eating water while amassing “Tons” of kiddie porn! Sheesh!!

Florida man found with over “one ton” worth of child pornography

We want to give a big shout to our pal Chuy, from the Screaming Chuy Podcast! Look him up, it’s worth it!

I think that Heinz made a good call here. But I’m also kinda with Shanty on the fishing thing. Better put some poles on the new boat!

Heinz to give new boat to man who survived on ketchup while lost at sea

Tired of Fido humping your leg? Well, get him something else to hump! The latest in sex dolls for your dog!


Sex Doll For Dogs Satisfies Their Urge To Purge

Self driving cars are going ruin us.

Future self-driving Fords could repossess themselves and drive away if you miss finance payments

This guy was in love with a mummy. Does that mean he has an Oedipus complex?

Man found carrying around a mummified corpse up to 800 years old in a food delivery bag in Peru

So, it appears that the bottom line is, car companies want their fucking money!

VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired

That’s it for this week. Our next cast will be Fri. the 10th at 7:30 pm Mountain Time.

Before you go, check out this new tune from our good friend Ripley Crow.

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