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Welcome to the Shit Show! Here at Happy Hour News Team.com you can re-visit the stories that we bring up during our on line exposure to the news you didn’t know you needed! This week we did our live-cast on Friday instead of Thursday, but the audio version always drops on Tuesday! Lets get this train wreck rollin!

HHNT is proud to announce the debut of our CEO’s new YouTube channel “Tinsleys Lab” Where you can watch her and old Shanty Pants do science experiments. It’s a lot of fun, and very interesting to watch, so be sure to check it out and don’t forget to “Like and Suscribe”!

Our first story touches on first amendment freedoms, and punishing a child for the perceived wrongs of the parent. It appears that this lady is providing a high quality of life to her children, and not doing anything illegal. What did the child do?

Speaking of the 1st amendment, it not only protects speech, but the freedom to have your religion be seen as valid as any other one, meaning you can’t put up barriers to a program just because you don’t like it.

If you want to fake your own death, don’t forget that when a body is found, identifying said body is relatively easy. They’re going to know it’s not you.

This story is just creepy. You would think that the idea that the timeline of a womans menstrual cycle should be no business of law enforcement is a given. Not in Virginia! If you are a woman, and use an app on any electronic device to keep track of such things, GET RID OF IT!!! Until the crazies are weeded out, you are in danger.

This guys dedication to science is admirable, but really? I mean, oozing scrotum? Wow.

Almost “Death By Chocolate”!

We all like to complain about the government. But sometimes they actually do some real public safety work, like letting you know that there is a 15 foot wide sinkhole in the road. Oh well…

This is crazy. I want to kill you, but I love you. That’s ok baby, no harm, no foul.

It’s great that this guy had the right to carry a gun. Obviously there is no intelligence  test to obtain that right.

EEEWWW!!! Flesh eating eyeball parasites! Take them out before you sleep!

That’s about it for this week, We hope you drop by our next Live-Cast,which is usually on Thurs. at 7:30 PM Mountain Time. We occasionally move it to Fri. evening so keep up to date at our Facebook page

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