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Welcome back to this thing we call a “Pod-Cast”, Wherein we proceed to bring you the news you didn’t know you needed! So put your drinking cap on, and try to keep up. Persons or objects displayed may, or may not be associated linked articles. All items on this page are used in accordance with fair use copyright statutes.

First from Florida, where it appears that NOT seeing someone masturbating in public is a little odd, a story about someone masturbating in public!

Miami-Dade woman looks out window, sees man masturbating in backyard, police say

I’m just going to leave this one here. There’s plenty of trauma to go around on this one.

Human penis found at Alabama gas station

To quote the reporter, “No one expected this”. Just exactly how does one keep this many cats in one house.

Police: Couple found dead in home with more than 125 cats
Police: Couple found dead in home with more than 125 cats

Speaking of disembodied penises, lets all go to the beach!

Thousands Of “Penis Fish” Washed Up On A Californian Beach, And People Loved It

If your in the emergency healthcare business, or at a job where you work around a lot of very sick, or old people, please make sure they’re dead before you “Zip Them Up”!

Woman declared dead found still alive inside funeral home

Damn! I’m crushed that I can’t work at this shitty outfit!

Sheetz is reviewing its controversial ‘smile policy’ that prohibits employees from having ‘missing, broken, or badly discolored teeth’

This Russian douche bag should have honed up on his camel game before he decided to push old Joe around!

Enraged camel turns on taunting man, tramples him to death in shocking video

First of all, this woman still working at 72 is pretty impressive on its own, let alone languishing in a holding cell for 3 days! She needs one of those “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” thingies!

Janitor, 72, gets accidentally locked in holding cell for 3 nights

Some people are killed in the most random ways! Death by Rooster!

A 76-Year-Old Woman Was Pecked To Death By Her Pet Rooster

The driver in this story wanted to be sure of his work. He was not going to accept merely wounding his victim, he wanted him completely, and utterly dead!

Police: Driver intentionally hit bicyclist before stabbing him to death

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