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Welcome back to HHNT central where we recap the news you didn’t know you needed

This week we do a rare Friday show from the Good Idea Studio. Lets do this thing:

Last week we did a story about a fellow who was in a hospital with TERMINAL CANCER, when he got raided for using cannabis as a pain reliever. At least 1 person in Kansas has a functioning brain cell.

Summons pulled against man found vaping marijuana in hospital

This lady has a plan. She knows how to “Get Away”. She digs tight enclosed spaces. She is weird.

Dry again, for now: Woman pulled from storm drain 3rd time in less than 2 years

This kid caught a fish bigger than him! Way to go Cambell!

12-year-old boy reels in great white shark off Fort Lauderdale

City Coyotes, its’s a thing.

Warnings about coyotes in Florida as mating season nears

Were number one! In shark attacks!

U.S. leads world in number of unprovoked bites

This next story is even more sinister than we first reported. It turns out that there a such things as “Kite Wars” where the object is to induce harm on your opponent, and can include DECAPITATION!

Inside horror ‘kite fighting’ craze where victims are decapitated by razor-sharp glass-lined strings at brutal festivals

Yea, fish live in the Ganges

River Monsters: Discover the Largest Fish of the Ganges River
River Monsters: Discover the Largest Fish of the Ganges River

I guess the moral of this story is, “Don’t think you’re smarter than the pro’s”.

Kent County orthodontist hires forensic investigator, who then turns him in for child porn

This story involves a “Dirty” cop with a “Shit Eating Grin”

San Antonio’s ‘shit-sandwich cop’ now fired from police department in nearby Floresville

We give Florida a hard time, because you should not have to worry about giant lizards falling out of the trees!

Miami Man Injured by Falling Iguana During Outdoor Yoga Class

I think that any time you can combine drinking and having fun with your dog, you’ve got a winning combo.

Florida’s first dog water park and full liquor bar is opening in Grand Central

You know what they say, a bird in the rec. yard is worth two in ad-seg!


Pigeon Carrying a Miniature Backpack Filled With Drugs Was Captured in Prison Yard

In Florida there are invasive species such as pythons, monkeys, and giant lizards that fall out of trees on yoga practioners. Just imagine a few of these little darlings getting out in the wild!

‘Most dangerous snakes’ among nearly 200 illegally trafficked in Florida, officials say

Gratuitous Rocket 38’s

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