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After 2 weeks, we return to bring you an hour of what can only be described as “Something”

We needed to prepare for the annual summer BBQ Blow-out, and then Shanty got sick with the Rona virus. It’s good to be back!

Story the first. It turns out that not sending an ambulance when requested, is probably not the best thing to do.

I’m always amazed that people who do things like this, really thought that A-there was something in the business that was worth going to jail for, and B-they thought that crawling down a small, vertical vent, longer than their body was going to work. Thinning the herd I guess.

Their other mobility scooter was in the shop.

This next guy had a plan. A dumb plan, but a plan none the less. Get a huge insurance payout, and “Own the libs” in the process. Hmmm.

Some heroes rush into burning buildings, some save children from abuse. These heroes serve their community by “Just getting the fucking hole filled!”

The guy in this story was prepared, weapon-check, handcuff key-check, meth pipe-check, getaway vehicle-check!

The woman in our next story does not deserve to have a decent looking nose. For her punishment, she should have a second, larger, more bulbous nose attached to her forehead!

I wonder how often this kind of thing really happens? I mean the drinking, not the arresting.

Not Florida! Imagine this conversation—Hey Joe-Bob, lets go noodle some catfish, and after I’ll conjure up Bigfoot to help us skin em! No Jimmy-Jon, I think I’ma gonna have to strangle you a bit.

There is kinky, and then there is fucking scary!

Things to do in Florida: Go to beach, go to Epcot, masturbate in public.

Taking the “Ice” out of “Ice Cream”

It’s good to be back after 2 weeks off. We are always on the lookout for new and exiting ways to waste an hour, and are glad to have along for the ride!

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