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Greetings good viewers! Welcome back to our ongoing effort to search the interwebs for unusual and entertaining stories to share and make fun of in our own special way. It was not hard to do this week! So, without further ado, lets go!

We kick things off with a little small talk and a shout out to one of our local”Audio Only” listeners, Austin Bohn, of Austin Bohn Trucking, tearing up  the interstate listening to the news he didn’t know he needed!

We start in Florida with a story about a teacher who new how to “Take care of her students”. Of course concealing them from the authorities goes above and beyond her normal educational duties.

Florida Teacher Arrested Concealing Missing Child In Her Home

 

As long as we are in Florida, we look at a guy that really underestimated the old folks that he was trying to bully!

Machete-Wielding Florida Man Stops Attack When Victim Pulls Out Gun

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hete-wielding-florida-man-stops-attack-when-victim-pulls-out-gun/Whats better than a nice relaxing day at the beach? Walking along the shore, watching the surf roll in, thinking about your upcoming trip to see the grand-kids, and  WHAM! Theres a large beach umbrella sticking out of your chest! UFF-DA!

Beachgoer killed after impaled in chest by loose umbrella at South Carolina beach

Oh TikTok, how do you get all of these people to do these wonderful, idiotic, dangerous, and just plain stupid things?

TikTok users are ‘vabbing’ — wearing their vaginal juices as perfume.

Every now and then we bring an animal fact that was unknown to us. Who knew that dolphins were so pervy!

5 surprising facts about dolphin sex from their love of eels to having bisexual tendencies

Unlike Florida, the residents of Cedar Point Ohio, are not accustomed to seeing this kind of activity in public.

Couple arrested for having sex on amusement park ride

It sounds like Lyon France is becoming the Florida of Europe!


Man Arrested Walking Around With Father’s Decapitated Head and a Knife

Speaking of sick, demented people, this dirt-bag chose slow death for his victim!


Man, 23, accused of torturing elderly man to death with push pins

Everybody’s got something to hide except me and my monkey!

Monkeys Are Masturbating With Stone Sex Toys, Researchers Find

This next story is the first of our “50 Things That Could Only Happen In Florida” segment.

Woman with bullet in her head given band-aid, released from hospital

So, we had some technical problems with our end of show music, but other than that, we had a great time drinking, and goofing on the antics of the people we call “Humanity”.

Cee You Next Thursday!!

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