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Once again we dive in to the depths of the news you didn’t know you needed, and drunkenly provide insight and very valuable commentary on the weirdness of the world. Lets get-atter!

We kick things off with a listener supplied story about a fellow who supposedly went berserk at a fair and took over the “Kiss The Carny” booth. For the record, this is a picture of a carny.

It turns out that, alas the story was what we call here at Happy Hour News Team “Bogus”

But, non the less, Candy, who sent us this story will receive some HHNT swag for her contribution! YAY!!! Keep the ideas coming folks, and you never know when YOUR story will be hacked to pieces by Shanty Pants and Sanchez Eldorado!

Now—Florida Man!  It seems that public masturbation is not only common in Florida, it’s starting to look like it’s REQUIRED! Even the local church pastors are participating!

The Knucklehead in this next story must have thought that the more meth he did, the dumber the cops got!

Here in the Good Idea Studio, we want our audience to be safe in all of their activities, both indoors and out. So we bring you this story about how the splash pad at your local park is trying to make you sick. Enjoy your day!

We now live in the age of the “Information Super Highway”, covered with pot-holes and tire spikes of total bullshit to avoid. Need to write a thesis? There’s Wikipedia! Need a movie recommendation? Rotten Tomatoes! DIY Nose job? YouTube!?

Who knew that monkey poop would carry some kind of bad disease that could be passed on to humans?! (Spoiler) EVERYONE!!

Shanty mentioned that he has heard this story before. He did. On our show! But it’s good enough to post again.

If you get nothing else out of our little shit show, PLEASE! Don’t leave the keys in your excavator, golf cart, school bus, scissor lift, or any other weird machine that someone can steal and get their story here!

This next story has me scratching my head as to why she only has a single charge after her little adventure with the emergency services phone line.

Birds gotta fly, fly’s gotta buzz, and scientists gotta science!

So, it seems that killing a spider is murder?

All joking aside, we at HHNT want to thank our 2’s and 2’s of listeners for their support over the years. We would do it anyway, but thanks!

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