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This week we bring you more summer time hi-jinks and “News You Didn’t Know You Needed”

This is our 75th video podcast, and we are looking forward to 75 more!

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In Florida, it is customary to remove your clothes before any interaction with the police.

Sebastian man throws urn at victim containing family member’s ashes

After reading this next story, I may never eat out again. At least not at a cooking competition!

Morgue Assistant Uses Testicles From Corpses To Help Win Annual Spaghetti Cook-Off

Remember that your phone charger is plugged into the wall! Keep it out of your bed! Don’t handle it while wet!

Warning Issued After Teen Was Electrocuted By Phone Charger In Her Sleep

It was a big week for “Poor Gals” as our next story demonstrated.

Sinkhole Appears Beneath Woman’s Feet Sending Her Into Pit Of Boiling Water

We want to make sure we give a giant shout-out to our good friend and fellow podcaster Chuy Paz on his birthday! He’s got a great show, and gets some really interesting guests. So be sure to check him out! Happy Birthday Chuy!!!

This next story is truly a cautionary tale. In short, if you tattoo your face, they are VERY difficult to remove!

Reformed gang member uses a GRINDER to remove gang tattoos on his face

I really don’t understand the thought processes that drive our law enforcement ideology. If you swear an oath to do something, and then not do the very thing that you swore to do, but do the exact opposite, and the people who told you to swear the oath, say that when you did the opposite of what they had you swear to do say “That’s OK, We Will Say That You Did The Right Thing” is the normal way of doing business sounds a little hard to follow to me, and I just typed it out.

Suit: Police chasing white suspect wrongly arrest Black man

The next story is hard to parse out. Long-term visitor, vicious dogs, gun shots, and burglary. Try to keep up.


Woman shot after burglarizing apartment, freeing dogs who attacked residents on Seattle’s First Hill

Now we move on to a heartwarming story about a little old lady who wanted to celebrate her love of the male member. She wanted a giant cock and balls on her grave site! Her family sure must have loved her.

This Grandma’s Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave

In line with the “Poor Gal” theme we seem to have going tonight here’s another one.

Stranger approaches woman on sidewalk, sets her on fire, Canadian police say

So goes another week. Remember, if you happen to live in western North Dakota, or happen to be visiting on the weekend of the 13th, be sure to visit Richardton “Opryland Days” and check out the Rocket 38″s!

So until we Cee U Next Thursday, don’t eat any wooden testicals!

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