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This week we welcome Ross M. from The Rocket 38’s and El Gato Del Rio into the Good Idea Studio to share in our fuckery! So lets get to it!

Florida never disappoints. DUI INSIDE WALMART!!

Florida man arrested on DUI charge after driving scooter into Walmart shelves, police say

our next little tidbit is about a couple who somehow assumed the identities of dead babies decades ago, and were actually Russian spies! Pretty good ones it seems!

Couple who lived quietly in Hawaii for years were actually Russian spies, US alleges

If you’re going to play chess with a Russian Robot, remember, it’s Russian, and can’t be trusted!

Chess Robot Breaks Finger Of Child Opponent During Match

I mean, what’s the use of a Space Force if we aren’t fighting Aliens from outer space!

Man drove stolen truck to Florida Space Force base on presidential mission to warn of aliens

For more info on the “Real Space Force” click on the picture below.

I find so much humor in this next story I giggle every time I think about it. I can’t believe this guy’s flock hasn’t fleeced him a long time ago!

Bishop robbed at gunpoint while delivering sermon

I guess that a pitchfork can be a sales aid. Buy my Teddy Bears or I’ll stab your van!

Woman with pitchfork, whip arrested outside Publix in Florida. Here’s what troopers say she was doing

After doing this for as long as we have, we have come to realize that when doing a story from Florida, stories like this aren’t even unusual any more. But they are funny!

Naked Florida man followed women on beach, touching himself the whole time

I think, that if someone shoves their fingers in your mouth, without permission, you should be able to bite them. Off.

He put it in my mouth:’ Man loses finger in confrontation at Tavares park

Maybe it’s just me, but aren’t vicious, attacking monkeys a bad thing?

Biting, Clawing, Attacking Monkeys Terrorize Japanese City

So ends another spectacular session of Bullshit, Nonsense, and General Fuckery! We want to thank Ross for helping us out, and if your in the area, Western ND, swing by Richardton on the 13th of Aug. for our little town party. The Rocket 38’s will be their and it.s usually a pretty good party!

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