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Once again we take a journey into the dregs of the inter-webs to bring you the news you didn’t know you needed! Grab a frosty beverage and click a few links! And remember, the word “News” is in the name of our podcast, but so is the term “Happy Hour”. You decide which way you want to take this shit!

Before we get to the “Meat” of matter, we want to give a shout out to another podcast that Shanty Pants joins now and then to discuss horror related media and that ilk.

Tales From The Podcast / 2G1C

Shanty also showed off his Panic Terror Films “Hobo Saves The World” shirt, and the issue of their magazine which contained a 2 page spread about your favorite fuckery-based news and information source, US! It.s pretty weird to see yourself on a printed page! Panic Terror Films™ is an Independent Film Company created by Dreu Moreland and Jason Delzell.

Lets get this shit-show on the road!

I’m thinking that in Florida, the term for blow up doll is “Mannequin”. The term for someone who beats up his mother for not dressing it up is “Florida Man”!

Staying in Florida we look at why some places don’t want just anybody using the bathroom!

Shanty, noticing that a video clip he posted got A LOT MORE hits than his others had this thumbnail;

So he decided to do some SCIENCE!!! His next clip will have this thumbnail;

Speaking of predictions—-

It turns out, just like me and you, elephants don’t like to work out in severe heat. Or to be abused in any other way. And elephants are FUCKING HUGE!!

HHNT “Tip Of The Week!”     Don’t mess with Badgers!

Wisconsin!! It’s like Florida with Bratwurst and snow!

HHNT “Tip the 2ND.” If you are wanted for anything, and you are trying not to get caught, DON”T DO THIS!

The arc of some peoples lives are like a ship on a restless sea, some are like a sled careening down a hillside, narrowly missing trees and avoiding the big rocks, and some are like a rocket, blasting through life, tearing through everything in front of them. Gary Busy strapped rockets to his ship and pointed it toward the hillside, smashing every tree and large boulder he could find. There is a space between those ears that not even NASA could traverse.

It looks like this guy has been dipping his fingers in Smurfett!

But does it taste like Manatee?

Anybody for a quick game?

Here’s the link to 50 things from Fla.

Lets all go pee on our feet!

 

 

Man that was a bunch of stuff! Be on the lookout for show clips on the big YouTube thingy, and remember that you can listen to the newest audio-only version on Tuesday morning wherever you get your podcasts.

 

“””””””””””””””””””””””PEACE””””””””””””””””””””””””S.E.