Waste Not – Want Not (Coo-Coo For CaCa)
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Once again we come to you from the Good Idea Studio with bullshit and tall tales from the middle of the North American Continent. And some internet stories too.
It looks like our sound issues are getting ironed out, and every time we go live, we have fewer problems. Fewer as in “Not None”.
We start in Florida with a story about a woman who, evidently, keeps a bucket of piss in her bathroom for special occasions!
If this podcast is nothing else, it is a good place for cautionary tales meant to steer you away from weird, nasty, shit-eating cults that want to ruin Grandma!!
I often wonder how the thought enters some peoples brain, that just killing someone will make your problems go away. And, gee, nobody will figure out that I did it! But how? How about some homemade POISON!!! Yea, that will work. NOT!!!
I guess Grampa knew what he was doing! Who knew!
I’m blaming this next story on the Irish Spring soap she used in the shower!
I suppose this is also a cautionary tale of sorts. If you really do think that you can kill someone and get away with it, maybe get a physical exam first?
I don’t even know where to start with this one. Please please please, if your child is exhibiting odd behavior, or acting strange, PLEASE take them to a doctor, not a church! This story was meant to be kept quiet by the local authorities.
Mothers Day. A day to honor the sacrifices, hard work, and the unconditional love of MOM! Also an opportunity to cash in on said day! I guess that my advise for a Catholic elementary school that wants to fund raise around Mothers Day, is to check your swag out before sending it home with little Billy!
I really only brought this story up for the picture.
This next story has a couple of parts. It deals with oral sex, rubber undies, and dental dams. First, this is a dental dam
Second, these are the rubber undies
This guy thought he was sneaky, but wasn’t.
It seems that our society has come to depend on technology for so much, that the fine art of driving a car with a standard transmission (Stick Shift) is almost lost! And for this guy, so is $700,000!
It would seem that we also depend on the tech., as the audio of our closing music segment somehow disappeared! Hopefully it will be solved by next week.
As always, thanks for putting up with this stuff. Be kind to each other, and enjoy the warmer weather!
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