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Once again we come to you from the Good Idea Studio with bullshit and tall tales from the middle of the North American Continent. And some internet stories too.

It looks like our sound issues are getting ironed out, and every time we go live, we have fewer problems. Fewer as in “Not None”.

We start in Florida with a story about a woman who, evidently, keeps a bucket of piss in her bathroom for special occasions!

St. Pete woman threw bucket of urine in man’s face in dispute, police say

If this podcast is nothing else, it is a good place for cautionary tales meant to steer you away from weird, nasty, shit-eating cults that want to ruin Grandma!!

Thai cult raided, 11 corpses found, followers urged to consume leader’s waste

I often wonder how the thought enters some peoples brain, that just killing someone will make your problems go away. And, gee, nobody will figure out that I did it! But how? How about some homemade POISON!!! Yea, that will work. NOT!!!

Florida Man Pleads Guilty In Plot To Kill Woman By Spraying Her Face With Ricin Filled Water Gun

I guess Grampa knew what he was doing! Who knew!

I’m blaming this next story on the Irish Spring soap she used in the shower!

Pinellas woman Irish folk dances during field sobriety test, deputies say

I suppose this is also a cautionary tale of sorts. If you really do think that you can kill someone and get away with it, maybe get a physical exam first?

Edgefield County man dies of heart attack while burying woman in backyard

I don’t even know where to start with this one. Please please please, if your child is exhibiting odd behavior, or acting strange, PLEASE take them to a doctor, not a church! This story was meant to be kept quiet by the local authorities.

Girl killed in California church exorcism, court documents reveal

Mothers Day. A day to honor the sacrifices, hard work, and the unconditional love of MOM! Also an opportunity to cash in on said day! I guess that my advise for a Catholic elementary school that wants to fund raise around Mothers Day, is to check your swag out before sending it home with little Billy!

Pennsylvania school accidentally sells Mother’s Day roses with thong inside

I really only brought this story up for the picture.

Florida Man Escapes Inmate Work Release, FDLE, And Sheriff Searching For Him

This next story has a couple of parts. It deals with oral sex, rubber undies, and dental dams. First, this is a dental dam

Second, these are the rubber undies

FDA Clears First Pair of Underwear to Protect Against STIs During Oral Sex

This guy thought he was sneaky, but wasn’t.

Man arrested for filming women and girls in stalls at South Florida mall

It seems that our society has come to depend on technology for so much, that the fine art of driving a car with a standard transmission (Stick Shift) is almost lost! And for this guy, so is $700,000!

Florida Man Destroys His $700,000 Ford GT Before Even Leaving the Neighborhood

It would seem that we also depend on the tech., as the audio of our closing music segment somehow disappeared! Hopefully it will be solved by next week.

As always, thanks for putting up with this stuff. Be kind to each other, and enjoy the warmer weather!

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