Cinco De-Drinko “Tequila Makes My Brain Fall Out”
You can contact us at happyhrnewsteam@gmail.com or you can call/text to 701-369-0029.
This week we are in the Good Idea Studio drinking tequila and bringing you “The News You
Didn’t Know You Needed” Lets get this thing started!
First on the list is a perfect example of how interfering with nature is a bad idea. Do ‘t feed wild animals that wander into your neighborhood!
Next we head to Florida for another cautionary tale. While it may sound like fun, dosing unsuspecting bystanders with ANY mind altering substances is never a good idea!
You are in the dentists office for a simple procedure. You’re not even going to need Novocaine! You’re laying back listening to the sound of the drill vibrating your skull, when the doctor suddenly stops and gives you the kind of look that says FUCK!!!
Back in Florida, be aware that it’s alligator mating season!
So, evidently driving on the beach is a thing?
So, is everything bad that happens to us someone else’s fault? If I trip over my shoelaces, can I sue the maker of the laces? HMMM………
And Shanty was right. There was a bunch of cancelled flights!
And talk about suing the wrong person, this lawyer just figured he couldn’t sue anybody else!
Happy Drinking Everybody!!
PEACE S.E.