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Welcome back everybody! This week we are in the Good Idea Studio, bringing you the news you didn’t know you needed.


We start out in Florida with a celebration of the states favorite child-eating, creepy-crawly, the Alligator!

Gatorland announces Gatorpalooza, a two-day festival with a ‘Florida Man’ race through gator-infested swamps

I never really understood the whole golf thing. At least the part where it’s OK to shoot people for walking their dog. Oh, wait. It’s NOT OK!

74-year-old Florida Man shoots man in ankle, beats him with golf club for walking dog on Delray Beach golf course

This story took us down a small “Link Hole” where we met this charming fellow!

Florida man beats mechanic with golf club for fixing car too slow, because — Florida man

Which took us to the next one!

A fight over trash escalated when a Florida man pulled out a sword. He landed behind bars.

I guess the moral of this story is don’t use your phone in the out-house.

Woman falls headfirst into vault toilet trying to retrieve cell phone, rescuers say

I think that if you have a meth habit, and your father is a sheriff, don’t sell it in his county!

Florida Sheriff Busts His Own Daughter For Meth

This next guy is a dirt bag on multiple levels!

Tampa man sent obscene content to teen he met through Crisis Center hotline, deputies say

Why is it always a person we are taught to trust?! GSI = Gross sexual imposition!

Former Catholic school teacher pleads guilty to multiple counts of GSI

It’s hard to believe that this school hasn’t been torn down!!

More than 100 people who went to the same NJ high school now have brain tumors

The stupidity is strong with this one. A cry for help perhaps?

Florida mom threatens to blow up school because son wasn’t fed enough at cafeteria, officials say

It doesn’t matter where you live, you have the right to protect yourself, and your family against intruders. If someone breaks into your home, they are not there to help you, they are there to cause you harm.

Florida sheriff encourages people to shoot burglars to ‘save the taxpayers money’
North Dakota allows the use of deadly force to defend one’s self or another from a violent felony, serious injury, or death. There is no duty to retreat from one’s home or place of work.

Imagine having real metallic teeth!

Scientists have discovered how bloodworms make their unique copper teeth

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