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This week we come to you from the Good Idea Studios on a Sunday! Shanty Pants has been under the weather lately, and we had to push the recording session back a couple of days, but we en devour to persevere. (Keep On Truckin)

We first visit a story of love lost.

So, I was walking down the path one day, and I saw a foot bridge laying on the ground. Well I thought, somebody threw away a perfectly good bridge! I will rescue this bridge from the trash heap!!!

 

 

He was a good neighbor. Good for setting your shit on FIRE!!!

If you go into any situation knowing the rules, and you decide to change the rules for your own benefit, you are disqualified. The rule was tips are shared. She didn’t like the rule.

On the other hand, when the rules say you will get the tip you were given, the tip is yours.

It truly sucks when the heroes of your youth grow into grumpy old men.

Do you like geese? They are pretty aggressive. This home owners association wanted to “Calm them down” a bit.

 

There are idiots everywhere. C’mon people, wake up!

♬ original sound – Rachie & Megsies

So where do you go after a failed bank robbery attempt? Why, WalMart of course!

I think some people have entirely way too much time on their hands.

So, evidently there is an acceptable level of shit in the water.

How can you be a Sheriff in Idaho and not recognize a group of little Mormon girls?

This next story has too many psych. issues to mention. I’ll bet her daughter is proud.

Here are some fun animal facts

So there ya go. Another bunch of information you did not know you needed. Remember to check the sources of EVERYTHING you see, hear, or are told about on the internet. There are wayyyy too many people that get a big kick out of people who believe their stupid bullshit. From all of us here at Happy Hour News Team, have A very merry Christmas. And remember Shanty has a bonus episode dropping on Christmas day!

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