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We recorded this episode on the day before Christmas Eve, and we hope you all had a good holiday!

So, MTV_____

We start out with a Florida man who must have bumped into someone who wrapped that baggie around his junk! And remember ladies, DON”T STORE OTHER PEOPLES DRUGS IN YOUR COOCH!!!

When somebody says they’re allergic, maybe they are?

Here’s a clue, if you’re going to sell drugs, don’t put a Girl Scout insignia on them. Or Buggs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse, or ANY OTHER picture that might look attractive to a child!!!

Words you will probably never hear/say “Hey, lets catch those alligators and put them in the truck”

This next story begs the question “What the actual fuck??”

We keep looking for more good cop stories, but these kind keep popping up.

Here is the link to the video

It is very revealing when your podcast co-host is disappointed when the next story is not about grave robbing.

This next story is about a very dangerous product, marketed to very dangerous people. The stupid ones.

I’m shocked! It can’t be true. Something spread on the internet turns out to be a prank? I don’t believe it. It’s the big cat food companies conspiring to discredit this poor woman! Where’s CatAnon when we need him?

I guess it’s harder than you would think to steal a big ass bridge and keep it a secret.

We all have internal dialogues. Most are like “I’m hungry”, or “I wonder if the McRib is back”. Not “I’m hungry, I’m going to eat this guys ribs out back”.

It may be cold as shit here in the frozen shithole of Hoth, at least we don’t have mean ass monkys.

That’s it for this week. Have a safe and happy new year!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~PEACE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~S.E.