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This week we are  three. Cheech, Shanty, And yours truly, Sanchez.

Our list of stories is a hodge-podge of Florida, and other stuff, So here we go,

Florida first. Shanty brings us a story about a gal who decided to take a “Toy” for a test drive in an adult shops back room

Florida Woman Arrested After “Testing” Product In Middle Of Adult Toy Store

Next, we move to Indonesia, where they have a different idea of what an angel looks like

Indonesia police confiscate sex toy mistaken for ‘angel’

Next we stay a little closer to home, namely South Dakota, where the west is, apparently, still pretty wild.

He actually hit and killed a man.

Back to Florida so we can “Air Out” a story about three adventure seeking young ladies who were just trying to get dry.

3 nude women were ‘air drying’ at Florida rest stop before chase, police say

We also learned about Star Chase, a tracking device that can be deployed to minimize risk of high speed chases.

The Star Chase Projectile

Our next story is truly a poor guy veteran who wasn’t informed of his positive HIV status by the Dept. Of Veterans Affairs for 20 YEARS!!!

US Navy veteran: For 2 decades, VA never told him he had HIV

So, a littlt while ago, we told you about a cou\le of massage joints that got shut down for doing the old “Rub-N-Tug” Well it turns out that it might have been “Medical Therapy” after all.

Bismarck physician arrested on facilitating prostitution charges

Now we move over to a young woman who makes legal bank acting like a fucking puppy dog on the interwebs! WTF?

Woman who acts like a kinky puppy makes $10K a month on OnlyFans

So, none of us knew what Only Fans was, so I guess, Like the rest of the internet, it’s for porn.

OnlyFans Explained

Shanty read a story about a guy that planted some of the dreaded free seeds that people were getting from China. Spoiler Alert—They Grew!

Arkansas man plants mysterious seeds from China

And finally we get to the pissing part. It seems that reindeer like to eat Amanita Muskaria mushrooms for a real buzz. A special thing about these shrooms is that the psycho active ingredient gets stronger as it is filters through the system and when you drink the urine you get higher!

Let’s talk about urine for a moment

So there ya go. Another one in the bag. Be careful out there, and be kind to each other, It’s free.  PEACE!

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