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This week we are three, Cheech, Shanty Pants and yours truly Sanchez Eldorado, coming to you from the Good Idea Studio in Mid America.

We had a great time talking about the stuff that really grinds our grits.

Sooo, of course we begin with Florida Man. This weeks idiot is one who will work on holidays!

Florida Man accused of molestation dressed up as Santa Claus, Easter Bunny

I had mixed feelings about the guy in the next story. Should I admire him, or loathe him? I mean, It can’t be easy walking around with a pistol up the old poop chute.

Jail For Man In Ass-ault Weapon Case

The next one is the highlight of the show. Just an average, lonely, very drunk young lady, who’s pussy is on fire. What else was she supposed to do?

Woman Cops Plea Over Fiery Pussy 911 Call

Now we go to Viet Nam for a skin crawling. stomach turning story about the re-cycling industry.

Vietnam police seize more than 320,000 used condoms

Ah, whats in a name. Our next one is about a woman who’s got a name for the ages. And no time for that shit youngun!!!

Lovely Butts Busted For Bleach Attack

 

This next couple of knuckleheads need some kinda slappin around or something. Selling a baby for meth money is about as low as you can go.

Meth User Tried To Sell Child For $2500
Bees! Drunken Bees! Shit!

So stay out of trouble, and mind your own business, be safe, and call an elderly reletive. Thier probably thinking about you. PEACE!

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