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We start in Florida with a story about a guy with a crack thing, well, it was one of his things.

Florida Man Arrested After Stalking Two Girls, Stopping To Smoke Crack And Play With Himself

Bouncing from one Florida Man to the next. This guy is a foot sniffer from the shadows.

Florida Man Arrested After Asking To Smell And Touch Minors Feet, Sex Acts In Exchange For Marijuana

This Florida woman needed to float an emergency Rona loan for her business. Turns out her bushiness is hiring hit men!!

Florida Woman Used Pandemic-Relief Loan to Pay a Hit Man, Police Say

Sometimes, a story comes by that really creates a shitload of questions. Namely WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!

Cynthia Perkins: Teacher accused of SICK act against students gets 41 years in jail

Your local ATF wants you to have a good Valentines Day!

 

ATF urges people to give exes a ‘Valentine’s Day surprise’ by turning them in

Don’t forget to lock your cabin when you are done with it. And maybe fix it to the ground.

Police are investigating the theft of a 12 x 28 cabin in Cold Springs Township.

Ice skating in Nevada

This next story should have everyone upset. Banking DNA from a victim, to use later in a criminal proceeding will keep people from reporting crimes. Fortunately, this story has been updated, and the charges have been dropped.

DA Drops Charges Against Woman Identified With DNA Collected From Her Rape Kit

Lets give it up for this Eagle-eyed policeman who spotted the blanket!

Young NY girl missing since 2019 found hidden under staircase

And for our last story we bring you a tale of hope. This woman was hoping for a boy baby, so she followed the advice of the local nut job.

Faith Healer Convinced Pregnant Woman That Hammering a Nail in Her Skull Would Result in Baby Boy, Doctors Say

 

That’s it for this week. Now go do something else.

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