This week we once again come to you from the Good Idea Studio with the news you didn’t know you needed. And other bullshit. You can contact us at happyhrnews@gmail.com or leave a text/voice message at 701-369-0029.

I actually got a Happy B-Day phone message from our friend Joe from WV. Thanks to all for the good wishes, now GET OFF MY LAWN (Damn Kids!)

our first story is about a Florida Woman who got busted posing as an official of the immigration dept. for cash bribes. I wonder how much she made before she got snitched out!

This next on is a lulu! Be sure to keep your leaves in your own yard. You bleed NOW!!!

All power to the people! Even the small ones! Give these crumb snatchers some chocolate milk already!

It’s time to stop this stupid, anti people, pro theft by bully BULLSHIT!!!!! This Sheriff has the perfect name.

 

If this is your way keeping people from walking their dogs on trails, I hope you choke on a big fat wiener!

I’m thinking this guy is less Mick Jagger, and more Freddy Kruger.

I don’t know who should be more freaked out, the doctors, or the patient!

I wonder if she wore her penguin suit to the casino.

As far as I’m concerned, these girls are living the American dream!!!

I believe the term for what happened in this next story “Cutting off you nose to spite your face”

Seldom do we run into a story where everyone involved did everything correctly. This week we give props to the Librarian, the Parents, the teachers, and especially to Dillon Helbig, for just being AWSOME!!!

That’s it for this week, We want to thank everybody for listening to this nonsense, and hope you had a laugh or two. Make sure to stick around for the latest offering from the Rocket 38’s

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