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This week we welcome our friends John and Erica to the show. Erica owns Salt Of The Earth LLC in Dickinson ND. You can find her Facebook page HERE   Supplying items for holistic healing. Along with Erica, we welcome John, who is not only her S.O., but Shanty’s co-worker at his day job. We had a great time, and gave them a little taste of “The News They Didn’t Know They Wanted To Hear”.

We start off with an update to a story we did a long time ago. It involves a woman who was hiding kids in a secret room so she skate by the limits on how many children she was allowed to oversee. It turned out that that number was zero, because she was unlicensed anyway.

Next we re-visit the story about the guy who sued his parents for destroying his porn collection.

Eventually, we get to Florida, where a Panama City woman was caught running a con on, well, everybody!

We then head north to Georgia, for some “Fun In The Sun”

As long as we are on the subject——-

Carrie Pants joins us for the second half and the discussion goes exactly like one would expect.

Straight to South Dakota, where you can kill a man and only get a fine, if you are the Attorney General of the state!

The good news is, that if you claim to have magical powers like Jesus, and you convince your congregation to bury you alive, you will DIE!

From Zambia to Arizona where an enterprising human smuggler tried to outwit the Federallies.

This next story at least has somebody that pays for his crime, He should have been the one to get buried alive.

Did you know that gluing your penis closed in lieu of a condom, is a bad idea? Well it appears to be.

So don’t glue it shut, or cut it off. Did I even need to say that? Yes, I did.

Now that it’s over for this week, I would like to thank John and Erica for stopping by and joining us. If you happen to be in Dickinson ND, stop by Salt Of The Earth LLC and check it out. Get some crystals and shit. See you all next week++++++++++++++++++++++++PEACE++++++++++++++++++++++S.E.