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Welcome back to our humble little recap of this weeks show!

As you can see above, we put up a video this week, and it went the full hour. Below is just the audio if you prefer it that way.

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This week we start out with  Florida Gal who was just trying to keep it “Real”

Florida Woman Arrested for Exposing Breasts, Masturbating After Dirty Talk with Jailed Boyfriend During Video Visitation

Our next story is a perfect example of how keeping cannabis illegal is bad for society. If it was sold in the open, this would not have happened.

Fargo man sentenced to 9 years in prison for beating death of teen

So, is an operator of a self driving car liable for a mechanical fault that causes an accident? Or just a passenger?

Driver Who Was Watching Movie When His Tesla Struck Cop Car Gets Legal Pass

Back to Florida for an example of how not to commit a crime.

Felony Rap In Knife point Candy Bar Robbery

And speaking of candy bars…..

They ARE Getting Smaller

This next one has me asking questions. Like, who leaves a gun laying around where someone can just pick it up? And do guns just “Go Off?” And lastly, how fucking stupid is this bitch?!!!

Woman using gun’s laser sight to play with cat shoots friend

 

Now, I’m all about self esteem, and a healthy ego, but not at the expense of the taxpayer.

‘Narcissistic waste’: Former Sheriff Morgan spent $75,000 of taxpayer money on statue of himself

The title of this weeks episode refers to our gal friends getting a little “Self Relief” It turns out that, for men at least, there might not be too much of a good thing.

Why Men Should Masturbate 21 Times A Month According To Science

Our next story should serve as a warning for anyone who needs to work in an environment that has noxious fumes.

How A Manure Pit Became A “Death Trap” And Killed Three People This Week

I’ve almost got to admire the stones on this next guy. He was thinking BIG!

Florida Man Rents U-Haul For A $10K Home Depot Shopping Spree, On A Fraudulent Credit Card

Not herpes.

Tasmanian Devil’s Sneaky, Contagious Cancer Evolves

Up here in the northern plains, we use leeches for bait. Who knew they were so weird?

Leeches have 32 brains, 10 stomachs, 9 pairs of testicles, 2 hearts, 300 teeth grouped in 3 jaws, and more than 2 pairs of eyes.

That’s it for this week. Stay tuned for more stories next week>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PEACE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<S.E.

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